Comments on: a snapshot of my dating life http://thisfish.com/a-snapshot-of-my-dating-life/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Cate http://thisfish.com/a-snapshot-of-my-dating-life/#comment-31546 Cate Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:54:29 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1567#comment-31546 <p>Um Ladies, Should I dare say that at least ALL you got was the Penis talk. This effer actually 'took care of business' on my first date and it started at the coffee shop (Based out of Seattle) On Knox Street in Dallas. I honestly thought he was readjusting. Umm nope- we agreed to see a movie and and stupid me agreed to see a movie. we get in his car (It was a rental no less) and before you know it, he is have a "mass exodus" and I was doing the same... OUT THE DOOR!</p><br /><br /><p>To make matters even more shady, the cell number he used was a pre-paid number, the Car rental was under a company name with NO way of finding the driver, and apparently the Company listed HAS no Tanner- so so much for filing a report.</p><br /><br /><p>IF YOU Ladies run into him- Ask for his ID so you get his real name, I'm sure he'll get off on that as well. </p> Um Ladies, Should I dare say that at least ALL you got was the Penis talk. This effer actually ‘took care of business’ on my first date and it started at the coffee shop (Based out of Seattle) On Knox Street in Dallas. I honestly thought he was readjusting. Umm nope- we agreed to see a movie and and stupid me agreed to see a movie. we get in his car (It was a rental no less) and before you know it, he is have a “mass exodus” and I was doing the same… OUT THE DOOR!

To make matters even more shady, the cell number he used was a pre-paid number, the Car rental was under a company name with NO way of finding the driver, and apparently the Company listed HAS no Tanner- so so much for filing a report.

IF YOU Ladies run into him- Ask for his ID so you get his real name, I’m sure he’ll get off on that as well.

]]> By: Your Lovelife http://thisfish.com/a-snapshot-of-my-dating-life/#comment-31545 Your Lovelife Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:24:26 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1567#comment-31545 <p>I've always though I had good luck dating, save for the fellow whose first words to me (this was his pick-up line) were, "What do you use for birth control?" I said, "Your personality," then walked past to rejoin my friends. I'd *like* to think I'd never end up on a date with someone who reads Maxim, but I guess someone might pick up Maxim on the way home from meeting me for tips on what to say on a date. Blurgh; this one's so awful, I'm sure I'd burst out laughing and trying to cough out, "You're not SERIOUS, are you?!" I'm afraid I'd also ask whether he's sure he's ever been on a date before, because sometimes I simply can't help myself. This is absolutely NOT first-date talk, but rather pillow talk, after-sex talk, or maybe even on-the-way-home-to-have-sex talk (though I'd recommend the girl ask the question so she can use the answer).</p><br /><br /><p>If Maxim is handing out info like this, then woe be to the men reading it! They're going to be ruining dating as we chicks know it, BUT THE MEN READING IT WON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!</p><br /><br /><p>(Great! And that "Pickup Artist," Mystery, that fool, will be raking in the big bucks trying to "fix" all the damage. Just great!)</p> I’ve always though I had good luck dating, save for the fellow whose first words to me (this was his pick-up line) were, “What do you use for birth control?” I said, “Your personality,” then walked past to rejoin my friends. I’d *like* to think I’d never end up on a date with someone who reads Maxim, but I guess someone might pick up Maxim on the way home from meeting me for tips on what to say on a date. Blurgh; this one’s so awful, I’m sure I’d burst out laughing and trying to cough out, “You’re not SERIOUS, are you?!” I’m afraid I’d also ask whether he’s sure he’s ever been on a date before, because sometimes I simply can’t help myself. This is absolutely NOT first-date talk, but rather pillow talk, after-sex talk, or maybe even on-the-way-home-to-have-sex talk (though I’d recommend the girl ask the question so she can use the answer).

If Maxim is handing out info like this, then woe be to the men reading it! They’re going to be ruining dating as we chicks know it, BUT THE MEN READING IT WON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG!

(Great! And that “Pickup Artist,” Mystery, that fool, will be raking in the big bucks trying to “fix” all the damage. Just great!)

]]> By: Howard http://thisfish.com/a-snapshot-of-my-dating-life/#comment-31544 Howard Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:20:39 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1567#comment-31544 <p>Crosses "ask what her favorite name is for Mr. Winkie" off his list.</p> Crosses “ask what her favorite name is for Mr. Winkie” off his list.

]]> By: JCMom http://thisfish.com/a-snapshot-of-my-dating-life/#comment-31543 JCMom Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:09:48 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1567#comment-31543 <p>Obviously the cock guy has NO class. I tried match.com 4 years ago and meet 5 guys. Many of the guys were looking for sex and someone to take care of him financially. Most of them were divorced, paying child support and complained about paying their child support. I'm divorced and collect child support. Number 5 is my lucky number and we have been together for almost 5 years. Ken is divorced, paid child support (never complained about it), works, involved in his son's life, pays his own bills, and totally respects me as a working woman. Oh yeah, one of the guys I meet was so sweet and nice. I saw him on Yahoo IM and sent him an email. The ID picture for him was a picture of his cock. He apologized and changed his picture right away. I typed before forever signing off "Different Strokes for Different Folks. I hope you enjoy your fantasy cyper sex! I'm history!"</p> Obviously the cock guy has NO class. I tried match.com 4 years ago and meet 5 guys. Many of the guys were looking for sex and someone to take care of him financially. Most of them were divorced, paying child support and complained about paying their child support. I’m divorced and collect child support. Number 5 is my lucky number and we have been together for almost 5 years. Ken is divorced, paid child support (never complained about it), works, involved in his son’s life, pays his own bills, and totally respects me as a working woman. Oh yeah, one of the guys I meet was so sweet and nice. I saw him on Yahoo IM and sent him an email. The ID picture for him was a picture of his cock. He apologized and changed his picture right away. I typed before forever signing off “Different Strokes for Different Folks. I hope you enjoy your fantasy cyper sex! I’m history!”

]]> By: pearsac http://thisfish.com/a-snapshot-of-my-dating-life/#comment-31542 pearsac Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:29:52 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1567#comment-31542 <p>Holy crap! You have got to be ****tin’ me! Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I can’t imagine in what universe that question would be appropriate on a first date… or even a third date… well maybe for a little post coital pillow talk… but seriously, as a ‘get to know you’ question? Why not ask what position you prefer of if you effin swallow while he’s at it?!</p><br /><br /><p>It’s not prudish to expect that a man give a modicum of respect. In my opinion (and I’m a guy) he showed a TOTAL lack of respect for you as anything other that a potential lay. I concur with your assessment, and would add that guys like him are not worth your time unless you are just looking for a quick roll in the hay (and probably not even then) The sad part is that that line has probably landed him in the sack more than once or he would not still be using it. Not to worry, however, there are plenty of bikes in the sea.<br /><br /></p> Holy crap! You have got to be ****tin’ me! Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I can’t imagine in what universe that question would be appropriate on a first date… or even a third date… well maybe for a little post coital pillow talk… but seriously, as a ‘get to know you’ question? Why not ask what position you prefer of if you effin swallow while he’s at it?!

It’s not prudish to expect that a man give a modicum of respect. In my opinion (and I’m a guy) he showed a TOTAL lack of respect for you as anything other that a potential lay. I concur with your assessment, and would add that guys like him are not worth your time unless you are just looking for a quick roll in the hay (and probably not even then) The sad part is that that line has probably landed him in the sack more than once or he would not still be using it. Not to worry, however, there are plenty of bikes in the sea.

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