Comments on: breaking, entering and collating http://thisfish.com/breaking-entering-and-collating/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Miss Tanya http://thisfish.com/breaking-entering-and-collating/#comment-29337 Miss Tanya Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:49:41 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1504#comment-29337 <p>Brown Eye for the Straight Guy was the piece d'resistance.</p><br /><br /><p>Hehe.</p> Brown Eye for the Straight Guy was the piece d’resistance.

Hehe.

]]> By: HexyEx http://thisfish.com/breaking-entering-and-collating/#comment-29336 HexyEx Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:55:25 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1504#comment-29336 <p>The fighting between my ex and I had reached a colossal level towards the end. He was convinced I was thinking (if not actually) cheating on him and remained extremely jealous over every guy I knew. He had to go away for a business trip for two weeks and I thought the space would give us time to breathe and re-examine our relationship. Instead, the bastard called me up and told me "it isn't working" and that he wanted me out of our apartment by the time he got back so his new "understanding", faithful girlfriend could move in. </p><br /><br /><p>I spent the time packing my things, destroying our pictures, dividing up our things and on the day he got back, I (under th influence of a lot of wine) plastered the walls with all of his wank mags and created a gigantic mobile with all his porn dvds so that it blocked most of the living room. I should mention I was an art major and sculpture was my forte. I also left some of our shared toys out with instructions on how to use them, including a delicious little tidbit on how he liked the strap-on "just so" and that he really liked it rough. I would have liked to have done more, but my buzz was wearing off and a soberer friend who was picking me up thought it was a good idea to get while the getting's good.</p> The fighting between my ex and I had reached a colossal level towards the end. He was convinced I was thinking (if not actually) cheating on him and remained extremely jealous over every guy I knew. He had to go away for a business trip for two weeks and I thought the space would give us time to breathe and re-examine our relationship. Instead, the bastard called me up and told me “it isn’t working” and that he wanted me out of our apartment by the time he got back so his new “understanding”, faithful girlfriend could move in.

I spent the time packing my things, destroying our pictures, dividing up our things and on the day he got back, I (under th influence of a lot of wine) plastered the walls with all of his wank mags and created a gigantic mobile with all his porn dvds so that it blocked most of the living room. I should mention I was an art major and sculpture was my forte. I also left some of our shared toys out with instructions on how to use them, including a delicious little tidbit on how he liked the strap-on “just so” and that he really liked it rough. I would have liked to have done more, but my buzz was wearing off and a soberer friend who was picking me up thought it was a good idea to get while the getting’s good.

]]> By: Lala http://thisfish.com/breaking-entering-and-collating/#comment-29335 Lala Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:53:30 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1504#comment-29335 <p>I remember how destroyed I felt when I found out the man I wanted to marry had cheated on me while he was away for 5 months. I was SO in love that it didn't even occur to me that it could happen. Even though it was over and I believed he was truly sorry I broke up with him because I couldn't imagine ever trusting him again. <br /><br />Fast forward 7 years later, I ran into him recently looking FINE (been working out). The look on his face was priceless, he took me to lunch and proceeded to tell me how he has not stopped thinking about me in all that time. Literally I said "That's nice. Can you pass the pepper?"</p> I remember how destroyed I felt when I found out the man I wanted to marry had cheated on me while he was away for 5 months. I was SO in love that it didn’t even occur to me that it could happen. Even though it was over and I believed he was truly sorry I broke up with him because I couldn’t imagine ever trusting him again.

Fast forward 7 years later, I ran into him recently looking FINE (been working out). The look on his face was priceless, he took me to lunch and proceeded to tell me how he has not stopped thinking about me in all that time. Literally I said “That’s nice. Can you pass the pepper?”

]]> By: ExposedNYC http://thisfish.com/breaking-entering-and-collating/#comment-29334 ExposedNYC Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:49:30 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1504#comment-29334 <p>I love that your version of revenge is so thought out, creative and hilarious. Forget smashing windows, because this story just blew my mind. :)</p><br /><br /><p>And, although I cringe to admit it, I like you even more for not being able to go through with it (although I think you unnecessarily punished yourself with the confession. What he didn't know...)</p> I love that your version of revenge is so thought out, creative and hilarious. Forget smashing windows, because this story just blew my mind. :)

And, although I cringe to admit it, I like you even more for not being able to go through with it (although I think you unnecessarily punished yourself with the confession. What he didn’t know…)

]]> By: Anonymous http://thisfish.com/breaking-entering-and-collating/#comment-29333 Anonymous Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:29:27 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1504#comment-29333 <p>If I didn't tell you my friend's name, you think I'm going to tell you HIS? Silly rabbit.</p> If I didn’t tell you my friend’s name, you think I’m going to tell you HIS? Silly rabbit.

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