Comments on: ouch http://thisfish.com/ouch/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Fish http://thisfish.com/ouch/#comment-4053 Fish Wed, 18 Feb 2004 08:16:17 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=650#comment-4053 <p>you're right, hubs. when i start with vodka tonic, i should STAY with vodka tonic.</p> you’re right, hubs. when i start with vodka tonic, i should STAY with vodka tonic.

]]> By: hubs http://thisfish.com/ouch/#comment-4052 hubs Wed, 18 Feb 2004 04:42:57 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=650#comment-4052 <p>how about just laying off the mojitos.</p> how about just laying off the mojitos.

]]> By: Anne http://thisfish.com/ouch/#comment-4051 Anne Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:35:33 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=650#comment-4051 <p>Never had heartburn in my life, and when I mentioned that to my mother, she said, "yeah, I didn't have it until I was in my mid-twenties, and I only remember that because I had a nervous breakdown around the same time and tried to kill myself. So watch out for heartburn."</p><br /><br /><p>Um, okay mom, thanks for scaring me (and scarring me). Now, I've tied up the idea of heartburn with nervous breakdowns and suicide.</p> Never had heartburn in my life, and when I mentioned that to my mother, she said, “yeah, I didn’t have it until I was in my mid-twenties, and I only remember that because I had a nervous breakdown around the same time and tried to kill myself. So watch out for heartburn.”

Um, okay mom, thanks for scaring me (and scarring me). Now, I’ve tied up the idea of heartburn with nervous breakdowns and suicide.

]]> By: Daniella http://thisfish.com/ouch/#comment-4050 Daniella Tue, 17 Feb 2004 05:51:38 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=650#comment-4050 <p>"Without A Bicycle" made me laugh so hard I CRIED. That's not fair!</p> “Without A Bicycle” made me laugh so hard I CRIED. That’s not fair!

]]> By: Without A Bicycle http://thisfish.com/ouch/#comment-4049 Without A Bicycle Tue, 17 Feb 2004 02:12:28 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=650#comment-4049 <p>I like this heartburn remedy: I rub a cut clove of garlic (a big one) behind each ear, then swallow it (the garlic, not the ear); then, while standing on one creaky leg, I grab a dead "dumpster cat" by the wiskers and swing it over my head by the light of the full moon (the cat, not the leg). Four full circles oughta do it -- it's hard on the arm after that and my knees aren't that steady. Then I coat the cat with olive oil and spam (bargain brand will do) and bury it (the cat) on consecrated ground about 6 inches down. No, wait, that's for tulips. Okay, for dead spammed cat, the gardening book says 13 inches deep. Okay, no, hold on there -- I guess you're supposed to use a chicken.</p><br /><br /><p>Oh, lookit -- I guess you weren't asking for advice. Sorry. But good luck with YOUR heartburn and keep on blogging. Today, I happened upon your site for the first time and it really made my workday fly by. Fun fun!</p> I like this heartburn remedy: I rub a cut clove of garlic (a big one) behind each ear, then swallow it (the garlic, not the ear); then, while standing on one creaky leg, I grab a dead “dumpster cat” by the wiskers and swing it over my head by the light of the full moon (the cat, not the leg). Four full circles oughta do it — it’s hard on the arm after that and my knees aren’t that steady. Then I coat the cat with olive oil and spam (bargain brand will do) and bury it (the cat) on consecrated ground about 6 inches down. No, wait, that’s for tulips. Okay, for dead spammed cat, the gardening book says 13 inches deep. Okay, no, hold on there — I guess you’re supposed to use a chicken.

Oh, lookit — I guess you weren’t asking for advice. Sorry. But good luck with YOUR heartburn and keep on blogging. Today, I happened upon your site for the first time and it really made my workday fly by. Fun fun!

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