Comments on: swiss army tears

By: Art

Art — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:39:59 +0000

Adrianne said, “Plan ahead. Don’t be the ass that makes me stand shoeless waiting to go through the detector.” Screw you, too, Adrianne. Just for that, I’m gonna pitch a real bitch the next time I’m in front of you in line. I’ll hold the line up so long you’ll miss your flight. Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who condones this crap is just as bad as the morons who thought it up. The reason stupid people get away with these things is because smart people LET THEM. We need to take back our country from the moronic, mouth-breathing red-staters, afraid of their own shadow. BOO!

By: choking

choking — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:22:22 +0000

“Obviously afraid I might file through the cabin door or tweeze one of the flight attendants to death before the Air Marshall could tackle me to the floor” just gave me hysterical giggles.

By: alicia

alicia — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:29:30 +0000

I work for an airport (not TSA, an airport) that offers passangers to mail items to themselves, and you’d be surprised how many chose not to. I guess they just don’t trust it will actually reach them. As far as toothpast and other liquids all confiscated items are suposed to be donated to a woman’s shelter. But what I’ve always wondered is where does all the alchol go?

By: boo

boo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:07:17 +0000

i know the feeling! last year my younger brother and i went to visit friends and they confiscated his keychain knife – a gift from my sister & brother-in-law’s wedding! i was so mad and they didn’t even give him the option of taking it anywhere else, just dropped it in the lock box telling him they couldn’t access it and it would be melted down… i cried the entire flight. people can be so heartless when it’s not their stuff! sorry you had to go thru that… it sucks.

By: Blondie

Blondie — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:11:16 +0000

Boston’s airport does allow you to mail “contraband” items to yourself. I know this because, on our last vacation, my adorable-but-somewhat-dim boyfriend remembered to take all the liquids out of his bag, but left in his Leatherman. Sigh..