Comments on: inappropriate jokes i’ve made to my cat in the last 24 hours https://thisfish.com/inappropriate-jokes-ive-made-to-my-cat-in-the-last-24-hours/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: LG https://thisfish.com/inappropriate-jokes-ive-made-to-my-cat-in-the-last-24-hours/#comment-15906 LG Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:30:54 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1196#comment-15906 <p>I just clicked over from "Guillermo" and oh my goodness, this was hilarious. I got the belt, the paddle, the extension cord, etc. The two scariest sounds are the jingle of the belt buckle and the sound the belt makes when you double it and push both hands together to make it gap, then snap it back. Oh, you'd just have to be there.</p><br /><br /><p>I have a dog that I sometimes pop on the rear end with my hand when he does something he's not supposed to. Now when he's doing something he knows he shouldn't and I raise my hand, he goes scrambling across my woods floors. It's hilarious. And mind you, my dog is a pit bull.</p> I just clicked over from “Guillermo” and oh my goodness, this was hilarious. I got the belt, the paddle, the extension cord, etc. The two scariest sounds are the jingle of the belt buckle and the sound the belt makes when you double it and push both hands together to make it gap, then snap it back. Oh, you’d just have to be there.

I have a dog that I sometimes pop on the rear end with my hand when he does something he’s not supposed to. Now when he’s doing something he knows he shouldn’t and I raise my hand, he goes scrambling across my woods floors. It’s hilarious. And mind you, my dog is a pit bull.

]]> By: Paula https://thisfish.com/inappropriate-jokes-ive-made-to-my-cat-in-the-last-24-hours/#comment-15905 Paula Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:25:43 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1196#comment-15905 <p>Of my two sibling cats, Buster likes to play with twist ties and milk gallon lids. he will play with those things for hours. When he has become bored with them, he proceeds to hide them in my and my husband's shoes. He also lies on our clothing that we have taken out in preparation for work, outings, etc. as if to say, "If I lie on your clothes, or put something in your shoes, you cannot get dressed, therefore, cannot leave me at home all alone......<br /><br />Oh, the hide and seek games that Buster and Missy have played with eachother.<br /><br />From one end of the house, up the stairs, to the other. (sounds like a herd of horses).....<br /><br />I wouldn't know how to act if something happened to my "kitties".....<br /><br />Buster can go outside and sit on the front porch....just to "look around" the neighborhood, then comes back to the front door, pawing, as if to say "I am ready to come back in, now..."</p> Of my two sibling cats, Buster likes to play with twist ties and milk gallon lids. he will play with those things for hours. When he has become bored with them, he proceeds to hide them in my and my husband’s shoes. He also lies on our clothing that we have taken out in preparation for work, outings, etc. as if to say, “If I lie on your clothes, or put something in your shoes, you cannot get dressed, therefore, cannot leave me at home all alone……

Oh, the hide and seek games that Buster and Missy have played with eachother.

From one end of the house, up the stairs, to the other. (sounds like a herd of horses)…..

I wouldn’t know how to act if something happened to my “kitties”…..

Buster can go outside and sit on the front porch….just to “look around” the neighborhood, then comes back to the front door, pawing, as if to say “I am ready to come back in, now…”

]]> By: anny https://thisfish.com/inappropriate-jokes-ive-made-to-my-cat-in-the-last-24-hours/#comment-15904 anny Fri, 07 Apr 2006 00:33:53 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1196#comment-15904 <p>busy bee - at least it wasn't the neighbors cat that left it on your doormat. i mean, i luv secret admirers, but come on.</p> busy bee – at least it wasn’t the neighbors cat that left it on your doormat. i mean, i luv secret admirers, but come on.

]]> By: BusyBee https://thisfish.com/inappropriate-jokes-ive-made-to-my-cat-in-the-last-24-hours/#comment-15903 BusyBee Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:50:38 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1196#comment-15903 <p>I definately get some similar behavior out of my cat, only yesterday morning he had left a mouse in his food bowl, the only thing was it was a REAL mouse...</p> I definately get some similar behavior out of my cat, only yesterday morning he had left a mouse in his food bowl, the only thing was it was a REAL mouse…

]]> By: cassie https://thisfish.com/inappropriate-jokes-ive-made-to-my-cat-in-the-last-24-hours/#comment-15902 cassie Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:11:14 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1196#comment-15902 <p>I also received the belt,the hair brush(once broken on the floor....he missed) also anything they could get their hands on. I wouldn't say I'm a well adjusted adult, but I know I will never use objects to discipline my 2 kids. My hand works fine, and if your hands hurt from disciplinning your kids you shouldn't be disciplining them that way. Say it with me"ANGER MANAGMENT". <br /><br />i LOVE your writing Fish, i've never read your work before, and I am hooked. Thank you.</p> I also received the belt,the hair brush(once broken on the floor….he missed) also anything they could get their hands on. I wouldn’t say I’m a well adjusted adult, but I know I will never use objects to discipline my 2 kids. My hand works fine, and if your hands hurt from disciplinning your kids you shouldn’t be disciplining them that way. Say it with me”ANGER MANAGMENT”.

i LOVE your writing Fish, i’ve never read your work before, and I am hooked. Thank you.

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