Comments on: liberated scuzzmonsters https://thisfish.com/liberated-scuzzmonsters/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Dallas Fun Lover https://thisfish.com/liberated-scuzzmonsters/#comment-30945 Dallas Fun Lover Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:41:11 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1548#comment-30945 <p>LOL love this post, Fish! I have a story for y'all.</p><br /><br /><p>I had a bad fall a couple of years ago and broke my foot badly. I travel for work and was about 4 hours from home. After my surgery, my parents came to bring me home. Needless to say I couldn't walk, so Mom very graciously unpacked my suitcase which had my little "friend". </p><br /><br /><p>She didn't know what it was! (It was not an anatomically correct device.) So she asked me what it was, and I quickly offered that it was a massager. So she started running it over her neck and said it didn't seem like it would work very well....</p><br /><br /><p>hahahaha!</p> LOL love this post, Fish! I have a story for y’all.

I had a bad fall a couple of years ago and broke my foot badly. I travel for work and was about 4 hours from home. After my surgery, my parents came to bring me home. Needless to say I couldn’t walk, so Mom very graciously unpacked my suitcase which had my little “friend”.

She didn’t know what it was! (It was not an anatomically correct device.) So she asked me what it was, and I quickly offered that it was a massager. So she started running it over her neck and said it didn’t seem like it would work very well….

hahahaha!

]]> By: Dallas Fun Lover https://thisfish.com/liberated-scuzzmonsters/#comment-30944 Dallas Fun Lover Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:39:54 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1548#comment-30944 <p>LOL love this post, Fish! I have a story for y'all.</p><br /><br /><p>I had a bad fall a couple of years ago and broke my foot badly. I travel for work and was about 4 hours from home. After my surgery, my parents came to bring me home. Needless to say I couldn't walk, so Mom very graciously unpacked my suitcase which had my little "friend". </p><br /><br /><p>She didn't know what it was! (It was not an anatomically correct device.) So she asked me what it was, and I quickly offered that it was a massager. So she started running it over her neck and said it didn't seem like it would work very well....</p><br /><br /><p>hahahaha!</p> LOL love this post, Fish! I have a story for y’all.

I had a bad fall a couple of years ago and broke my foot badly. I travel for work and was about 4 hours from home. After my surgery, my parents came to bring me home. Needless to say I couldn’t walk, so Mom very graciously unpacked my suitcase which had my little “friend”.

She didn’t know what it was! (It was not an anatomically correct device.) So she asked me what it was, and I quickly offered that it was a massager. So she started running it over her neck and said it didn’t seem like it would work very well….

hahahaha!

]]> By: Christy https://thisfish.com/liberated-scuzzmonsters/#comment-30943 Christy Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:46:54 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1548#comment-30943 <p>Left mine in the shower once. And all three of my roommates got to have a little friend hang out with them in the soap dish when they went in for their morning scrub.<br /><br />.... my third roommie eventually told me, when they all stopped snickering, to go pick it up.<br /><br />Sigh.</p> Left mine in the shower once. And all three of my roommates got to have a little friend hang out with them in the soap dish when they went in for their morning scrub.

…. my third roommie eventually told me, when they all stopped snickering, to go pick it up.

Sigh.

]]> By: S https://thisfish.com/liberated-scuzzmonsters/#comment-30942 S Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:53:12 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1548#comment-30942 <p>Hey Jamie, </p><br /><br /><p>Fish doesn't CURRENTLY have any roomies, but she used to... and she's already admitted that her posts aren't always from the here and now... guess we'll never know. I think it's hysterical either way! </p> Hey Jamie,

Fish doesn’t CURRENTLY have any roomies, but she used to… and she’s already admitted that her posts aren’t always from the here and now… guess we’ll never know. I think it’s hysterical either way!

]]> By: Sandy https://thisfish.com/liberated-scuzzmonsters/#comment-30941 Sandy Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:42:16 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1548#comment-30941 <p>When I moved in with my mom when I went back to school, I packed my PED and my porn carefully and moved it into my mom's place first thing. I relaxed then on moving day when my brothers in law were helping me move.</p><br /><br /><p>Bad idea. When I'd moved a friend a year before while he was in the hospital, he told me to get rid of all his porn. I knew he'd regret it, so I held onto a "Big Naturals" DVD, which I stashed in my underwear drawer, awaiting the day when he whined about not having any porn. One of my BILs asked if my dresser was empty, pulling open the underwear drawer to see.</p><br /><br /><p>YOU try blaming it on a friend. Sigh.</p> When I moved in with my mom when I went back to school, I packed my PED and my porn carefully and moved it into my mom’s place first thing. I relaxed then on moving day when my brothers in law were helping me move.

Bad idea. When I’d moved a friend a year before while he was in the hospital, he told me to get rid of all his porn. I knew he’d regret it, so I held onto a “Big Naturals” DVD, which I stashed in my underwear drawer, awaiting the day when he whined about not having any porn. One of my BILs asked if my dresser was empty, pulling open the underwear drawer to see.

YOU try blaming it on a friend. Sigh.

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