Comments on: (not) waiting for guillermo https://thisfish.com/not-waiting-for-guillermo/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Doll https://thisfish.com/not-waiting-for-guillermo/#comment-16203 Doll Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:01:39 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1202#comment-16203 <p>eiwww... creepy!! the fact that he would overstep the natural laws of the 3 foot bubble and touch you is even worse. had your friend not shown it would have been pertinent to flash a can of mace, a sharp stilletto, baseball bat or any scary looking thing you could dig out of your purse as a weapon. people NEED to respect the 3 foot bubble rule. possibly you could get a big scary dog named fluffy to take with you everywhere? </p><br /><br /><p>btw, just discovered your blog, very captivating! :D</p> eiwww… creepy!! the fact that he would overstep the natural laws of the 3 foot bubble and touch you is even worse. had your friend not shown it would have been pertinent to flash a can of mace, a sharp stilletto, baseball bat or any scary looking thing you could dig out of your purse as a weapon. people NEED to respect the 3 foot bubble rule. possibly you could get a big scary dog named fluffy to take with you everywhere?

btw, just discovered your blog, very captivating! :D

]]> By: Anne https://thisfish.com/not-waiting-for-guillermo/#comment-16202 Anne Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:19:26 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1202#comment-16202 <p>Girl, I would have seriously tried to kick his ass! No one has the right to put their hands on you without your expressed permission!</p> Girl, I would have seriously tried to kick his ass! No one has the right to put their hands on you without your expressed permission!

]]> By: Marcia https://thisfish.com/not-waiting-for-guillermo/#comment-16201 Marcia Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:23:30 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1202#comment-16201 <p>I also seem to attract weirdos....like moths to the porchlight. I've had to change my takeaway place three times now due to uncomfortable asking out situations. </p><br /><br /><p>Why do 45 year old men think that I would date them?</p><br /><br /><p>One of these days I'll learn to say that I'm married right off the bat. Too bad I'm a terrible liar.</p> I also seem to attract weirdos….like moths to the porchlight. I’ve had to change my takeaway place three times now due to uncomfortable asking out situations.

Why do 45 year old men think that I would date them?

One of these days I’ll learn to say that I’m married right off the bat. Too bad I’m a terrible liar.

]]> By: maha https://thisfish.com/not-waiting-for-guillermo/#comment-16200 maha Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:35:58 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1202#comment-16200 <p>I too am in the process of learning the hard way...</p><br /><br /><p>I'm too nice to people and end up lying through my teeth to get out of it (e.g. 'I'd enjoy having coffee with you, but I have to go take a nap').</p><br /><br /><p>The best trick is to pretend your phone rang (it could be on vibrate). </p><br /><br /><p>Pull it out of your pocket and stare at it as though reading the number.<br /><br />Smile and then answer with a big "HI!!"</p><br /><br /><p>Just make certain to immediately turn it off so that it doesn't start ringing while you're all "OHMYGODIWASJUSTTHINKINGABOUTYOU!"</p><br /><br /><p>m</p> I too am in the process of learning the hard way…

I’m too nice to people and end up lying through my teeth to get out of it (e.g. ‘I’d enjoy having coffee with you, but I have to go take a nap’).

The best trick is to pretend your phone rang (it could be on vibrate).

Pull it out of your pocket and stare at it as though reading the number.

Smile and then answer with a big “HI!!”

Just make certain to immediately turn it off so that it doesn’t start ringing while you’re all “OHMYGODIWASJUSTTHINKINGABOUTYOU!”

m

]]> By: Angie https://thisfish.com/not-waiting-for-guillermo/#comment-16199 Angie Thu, 20 Apr 2006 23:28:52 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1202#comment-16199 <p>Ah yes, Union Square, the area where I myself learned that polite has no place in New York City. The same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago...who knows, could have been the same guy (I didn't get a name)! Yours was at Cosi, mine at the Starbucks by the park. Like you, I too was polite. But when he grabbed me by both arms on the street and tried to kiss me...boy oh boy...that's when polite ended. For good. Now I know why people think New York girls are bitchy. We're not. We're just waving the "stay away weirdo" flag.</p> Ah yes, Union Square, the area where I myself learned that polite has no place in New York City. The same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago…who knows, could have been the same guy (I didn’t get a name)! Yours was at Cosi, mine at the Starbucks by the park. Like you, I too was polite. But when he grabbed me by both arms on the street and tried to kiss me…boy oh boy…that’s when polite ended. For good. Now I know why people think New York girls are bitchy. We’re not. We’re just waving the “stay away weirdo” flag.

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