Comments on: pants on fire https://thisfish.com/pants-on-fire/ Found the bike. Not changing the title. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: dave https://thisfish.com/pants-on-fire/#comment-9849 dave Fri, 04 Mar 2005 05:41:24 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1019#comment-9849 <p>Encyclopedia Brown. What a great reference. I forgot all about him.</p><br /><br /><p>On a band road trip a few years ago, one of the singers convinced a girl to sleep with him by telling her he was an English professor at a well respected university (he was an elevator repair tech.)...Imagine her surprise 9 months later when she went to surprise her baby's daddy at the university, who'd never heard of him...</p> Encyclopedia Brown. What a great reference. I forgot all about him.

On a band road trip a few years ago, one of the singers convinced a girl to sleep with him by telling her he was an English professor at a well respected university (he was an elevator repair tech.)…Imagine her surprise 9 months later when she went to surprise her baby’s daddy at the university, who’d never heard of him…

]]> By: ali https://thisfish.com/pants-on-fire/#comment-9848 ali Wed, 02 Mar 2005 23:23:49 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1019#comment-9848 <p>Thats crazy</p> Thats crazy

]]> By: Last Girl On Earth https://thisfish.com/pants-on-fire/#comment-9847 Last Girl On Earth Wed, 02 Mar 2005 21:49:21 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1019#comment-9847 <p>Thanks for the post. Got me thinking about the time I was probably 4 or 5 and some guy came to our front door and asked if my parents were home. I said NO and he opened the door and handed me A FLY SWATTER! (It had his name on it.) I lied to my mom and told her that I found it on the doorstoop. But for some reason, this is one of my earliest memories. It pretty well freaked me out!</p> Thanks for the post. Got me thinking about the time I was probably 4 or 5 and some guy came to our front door and asked if my parents were home. I said NO and he opened the door and handed me A FLY SWATTER! (It had his name on it.) I lied to my mom and told her that I found it on the doorstoop. But for some reason, this is one of my earliest memories. It pretty well freaked me out!

]]> By: Lex https://thisfish.com/pants-on-fire/#comment-9846 Lex Wed, 02 Mar 2005 19:54:02 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1019#comment-9846 <p>AK: It was a *baby* shark. (But the part about being called "Lefty" was a lie.) My 4-year-old son, who saw it, tells his friends that when we were at the beach last year, "Daddy caught a shark with his bare hands!" And I guess I could correct him, but ....</p> AK: It was a *baby* shark. (But the part about being called “Lefty” was a lie.) My 4-year-old son, who saw it, tells his friends that when we were at the beach last year, “Daddy caught a shark with his bare hands!” And I guess I could correct him, but ….

]]> By: adrianne https://thisfish.com/pants-on-fire/#comment-9845 adrianne Wed, 02 Mar 2005 19:20:10 +0000 http://thisfish.com/?p=1019#comment-9845 <p>When I was in Grade One my bestest friends Jenny and Glenna and I decided that we wanted to be mermaids (thank you, Splash!). So we formed a "mermaid club" and we decided the best way to turn into mermaids would be to take baths everynight and pour salt into the baths. Then we'd get together at school and all talk about how, as soon as we stepped into the bath, our legs turned into GLORIOUS tails, just like Darryl Hannah's. I was so upset that I was the ONLY one not REALLY turning into a mermaid that I lied and lied and lied again, about the colour of my tail, the size of my tail, everything... It took me a while to figure out Jenny & Glenna were lying too...</p> When I was in Grade One my bestest friends Jenny and Glenna and I decided that we wanted to be mermaids (thank you, Splash!). So we formed a “mermaid club” and we decided the best way to turn into mermaids would be to take baths everynight and pour salt into the baths. Then we’d get together at school and all talk about how, as soon as we stepped into the bath, our legs turned into GLORIOUS tails, just like Darryl Hannah’s. I was so upset that I was the ONLY one not REALLY turning into a mermaid that I lied and lied and lied again, about the colour of my tail, the size of my tail, everything… It took me a while to figure out Jenny & Glenna were lying too…

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