February 21, 2003

what's at the end of natalie portman's leash?

Dear Natalie Portman,

While your pajamas are v. cute (especially tucked into those big black boots as they were), and you're a v. adorable person, must tell you that it appears you've got a rat at the other end of the that leash. That, or you have one fucking ugly dog. Am going to assume that you have a v. kind heart and have adopted said ratdog as an act of charity. Is the only explanation. No one buys an animal that mangy, right? Anyhow, as am aware of your celebrity status and thus v. busy schedule, will let you go. But first, must say again that did indeed like your flannel pjs and am greatly impressed by your kindness toward v. ugly animals.

Fondly,

H

Need quite desperately to do laundry again. Damn vicious cycle. Perhaps will resort to nudity and render the entire process unnecessary. Or perhaps not. Don't really have the figure for prancing about in the buff, nor have any interesting tattoos to take focus away from less-than-perfect body parts. Besides, would have to shave my legs just way too often. Guess will be doing laundry this weekend.
Will also be getting full body massage. J, noting crazy stress that have been under, suggested that yours truly clear her calendar for Saturday afternoon. Said time is now booked for this fish to get a massage, courtesy of J. Good boy. V. good boy.

Posted by This Fish at February 21, 2003 02:22 PM
Comments

First Post!

Seriously, Fish. Congratulations on the move. But I'm not sure I can continue to visit the site; all the pink might hurt my standing in the eyes of people that happen to read over my shoulder.

Posted by: Slashdotter at February 21, 2003 04:53 PM

Very cool update. Keep on bikin'!

Posted by: Texas T-bone at February 21, 2003 05:05 PM

Oh! Say it isn't so! Pretend it's blue!

Posted by: Fish at February 21, 2003 05:07 PM

Wooo! PINK!

But a well-designed, tasteful site nonetheless.

Congrats on the move!

Posted by: Lex at February 21, 2003 05:19 PM

this site is almost as hott as you, fish.

Posted by: the joker at February 21, 2003 05:24 PM

wow, your own domain name. a swith to movabletype (nice choice) and a very, uhh, feminin design. well done fish. congrats!

Posted by: hubs at February 21, 2003 05:41 PM

Fantastic~ I love it!

Posted by: windowsill wendy at February 21, 2003 05:42 PM

Absolutely fabulous, fish!

Posted by: Lisa at February 21, 2003 05:51 PM

Thanks! But the design credit MUST go to Paul Frankenstein. He so courageously put up with my "Can we do this..." and "But what if we" so nicely. Thanks, Paul.

Posted by: Fish at February 21, 2003 06:16 PM

Heh. There actually was concern that it might be too pink, so I created a less pink version.

Unfortunately, the less pink version lost in blind taste tests, 5-1 (I was the 1, actually).

Posted by: Frankenstein at February 21, 2003 07:18 PM

Oh, and credit for the fish-on-a-bicycle graphic should really go to Ken Goldstein.

Posted by: Frankenstein at February 21, 2003 07:35 PM

Great new look. Congratulations on your own domain.

Posted by: Rusty at February 21, 2003 07:41 PM

Looks great! And as soon as I work out whatever problems are happening with Geocities that are preventing me from updating my site (I hate them so much right now. I really do. More than I hate Kenny G.), I will happily update the link!

Posted by: dave at February 21, 2003 08:51 PM

Love the new look of fish!

Posted by: Lana at February 22, 2003 12:04 PM

Hey, Dave, what the heck did I do? Sheesh.

Posted by: Ken Goldstein at February 24, 2003 12:08 AM