Am absolutely certain did not purchase one-ply bathroom tissue on purpose. Could not, especially if had any inkling of perpetual runny nose that am suffering from at the moment. Am not looking forward to going to place of employment on Monday morning with nose resembling that of most famous reindeer of all, not to mention not cherishing feeling as though have just vigorously rubbed most tender parts of face across street pavement. Two-ply or nothing, God damn it.
Tonight's party was uneventful. Spent most of evening getting trashed on strawberry margaritas and angering Passive Agressive Girl by flirting with object of her affection. Yes, am evil. But was fair in the end as yours truly left with galpal and Passive Agressive Girl took flirting boy up to her bed.
Have decided must become involved in stable relationship, if for no other reason than steady source of sex. Current supply is simply not adequate; something of a sex shortage. Think that have stumbled upon situation in which supply and demand theory proves to be bunch of nonsense.
Nonsense indeed.
do they really sell one ply tissue? i've never seen it. would the roll be twice as big as a normal tissue roll? or is it the same size and half the price. i now have a need to go to the supermarket.
Posted by: teaz0r at February 23, 2003 08:24 AMYou need puffs plus...and sex of course...who doesn't....
Posted by: megchem at February 24, 2003 03:18 AMI'm sure your fans would be willing to supply you with a steady stream of sex (your male fans, that is).
When you said "stable relationship" I read "stable" and thought "horses." WHOA! Perhaps not the relationship you were thinking of. But you might become famous and get sent to everyone's hotmail account.
Posted by: Michael at February 24, 2003 09:00 AM