J: Is you there?
H: Yes, I is here. Did you send me something and I didn't reply?
J: No, I just missed ya.
Mmm hmm. Indeed.
Ack! Just got phone call from V. V. irate landlord saying wants to sit down and have talk with yours truly and roommate over fact that funds for rent check are still not available. Even called yours truly a liar! Was astounded as had ZERO idea what she was talking about. Am convinced that said landlord has bit of a drinking problem. If do get evicted, will simply pack up belongings, head for House that Crazy Built, and rescue teenage siblings from UMF and her rapidly declining mothering skills. Well, is one of the options at least. Do so hate having crazed, drunken landlord angry with yours truly. Is not pleasant. Feels something akin to some sort of irritating skin condition. Like Leprosy. Indeed.