As have reached another 5K visits on fishblog, will once again celebrate by ritualistic list-making.
10 Phrases Uttered by Yours Truly this weekend:
1. Oh my god, I'm blond.
2. It IS as tiny as you've heard.
3. But half an ass is better than no ass at all!
4. Me-ow!
5. I love you.
6. Touch it.
7. You don't like us talking about vibrators because suddenly you feel so unnecessary.
8. Don't worry; I know what I'm doing.
9. If he buys your drink, you have to kiss him.
10. Every pair of my jeans shrunk.