Am beginning to think Ms. Hearst is something of a figment of the imagination. Like the Tooth Fairy, Polkaroo or Snuffalupagus (in the early years of the Children's Television Workshop).
Patty has yet to show and am certain that the moment yours truly should step out to grab much-needed bite to eat, will miss her altogether. The higher-ups will swear she was, indeed, here in this office and well, am simply going to refuse to believe it. Seeing is believing. No one ever bought Big Bird's story, either. And who's more trustworthy than a six-foot tall, perpetually 5-year-old canary?