Am spending the day engaged in necessary activities such as, a manicure/pedicure and NOT going to work. Called in sick this morning, and Karma has already slapped v. dainty wrists as spent good part of morning not being able to keep breakfast down. Why, Karma, why?
Received email apology from J saying how v. wrong he was and that not only did he not engage in any extra-curricular activities with OF that night but he has broken it off completely with the Office Fuck.
Told him that's none of my business and all this fish really wanted was a bit o' honesty (is like Bit o' Honey, but not as disgusting) and about a seven-mile distance from his whores. Am certain that will go down in history as the strangest non-couple ever to exist.