Passed the weekend in sweet, sweet alcoholic haze among good friends at beachfront mini vacation spot. Am in process of sobering up amid frantic work rush. Not pretty.
Were so v. pleasantly surprised to make acquaintance with solar rays on Friday. So spent good hour or so lazying about with gal pals on nearly-deserted beach, each of us semi indecent in an attempt to be tan line free. Though yours truly escaped without sunburn, one Gal Pal was not so lucky. Am fairly certain her pain was eased with the massive amounts of fruity wine that flowed post-beach excursion.
Topped off fruity wine with several vodka tonics.
And thus began the drunken follies for this gal. The next two days procured such fond memories as reading new Harry Potter out loud (with proper Brit-like accent) in master bedroom. Where is the folly in that? The reader, and all her listeners, were without pants. Yes, indeed. Also remember showing off Brazilian wax to handful of friends on back deck and passing bites of Popsicle mouth-to-mouth to assorted friends. Must note that in passing Popsicle bites, V. Flirtatious Gal Pal is also v. good kisser. For more follies, please send email request. Cannot share everything in this forum, as have sibling readers.
Rounded weekend out nicely by getting a virus or some such malady, as have been quite ill since yesterday morning. Am fearing something more serious than virus as am having v. sharp pains in lower left abdomen and escalating fever. Fucking ovary.
please do dish about follies. email me if you can. i need something to distract.
Posted by: niurope at June 23, 2003 10:33 AMDo you have a recurrent ovary problem? Because there's always appendices and gall bladders (although I don't know which side they're on).
Posted by: Michael at June 23, 2003 12:02 PMappendix? also not sure which side it's on.
Posted by: vg at June 23, 2003 01:15 PMAppendix is on the right side...and I lost that to the surgeon when I was 17.
Posted by: Fish at June 23, 2003 01:20 PMif you really have a fever and abdominal pains see a doctor now!
Posted by: hubs at June 23, 2003 01:40 PMone might think that these are the karmic repurcussions following an evening of well-bred debauchery, but I'm more than sure it's a coincidence.
The image of passing popsicles is indeed a hot one, and it's not often you are offered a peak at a brazilian (outside of brazil of course), and I doubt you recieved any refusals. damn.
anyone know why they're called brazillians?
Posted by: mark at June 23, 2003 02:10 PMOh, please send me detailed email! I'm always for a good bedtime story!
Posted by: Julia at June 23, 2003 03:22 PMYou gots any pictures?
Posted by: Jonathan Lamb at June 23, 2003 04:12 PMThe appendix is on the dark side. It's completely irrelevant until it decides to bring as much pain and destruction to your life as possible.
Obviously would be very interested to read unabridged, uncensored version of the follies, dear Fish, but will understand if you wish to keep them to those you know poissonally.
Posted by: Ben at June 23, 2003 05:04 PMman, you wicked mad slut.
hahah
do not hold back on account of me. im always up for a story.
Fish, you entertain. Detail-mail, please! Thank you, o glorious cyclist.
Posted by: mf at June 24, 2003 08:40 PMOnly do an occassional catch up on the fish & have only gone back 2 days this time before grinding (no pun intended) to a dead stop at the popsicles.It is not yet 0930 in the morning at work & I will now be severely distracted for most of the day.Dont think I will ask for more details but will take one of the following courses of action (1) utilise my imagination to its full potential (2) be extra nice to my wife having first bought some popsicles or (3) start a lifestyle chat room called lemon popsicle
Will try & send some absent healing for the pain but have only done reiki 1 so not yet fully atuned
mark: the Brazilian wax was made famous by two Brazilian sisters who did the first stripall wax back in 19--.
I've always been bad at specific history. Sorry ;)
Posted by: Eileen at June 26, 2003 08:30 AM