H: Why the trouble sleeping?
W: I don't know. Perhaps my conscious gnaws away at me at night? Perhaps it's the unrequited love I feel for you? In all honesty, I'm not sure what the problem is. I'm certainly tired enough, but when I lay down and close my eyes I just can't seem to shut my body down until after 1 in the morning. I should probably see a specialist.
H: Or we should just requite our love.
W: You'll get no complaints from me.
H: That's because you'll be bound and gagged.
W:....