This Fish Needs A Bicycle

lines (hem and otherwise)

Seriously misjudged the length of my skirt today.

Well, not so much the length, as, while standing, skirt falls at appropriate, (perhaps verging on miniskirt) length. But did not consider that walking a considerable distance while shouldering gym bag might cause short skirt to become... even shorter. As a result, scandalized half the commuter population of the greater Boston area this morning on the way to work. Whatever. Was probably the most excitement they'll have in their commute.

Adding insult to the injury of feeling horrendously large-and-in-charge lately, was zoning on treadmill when realized was being spoken to by Meat-Head Personal Trainer. Wanted to know if yours truly was new to the gym (Am NOT new to the gym. Have been going there for three years now!!), and would I be interested in a personal training session? Bah! Could not decide if was a sales line, or if it's that this gal must be looking pretty disgusting to be sneak-attacked by personal trainers! Asshole. Was so v. offended.

Will be hiring Asshole Meat-Head Personal Trainer in October.