This Fish Needs A Bicycle

with this cable, I thee wed

Cable Guy: Blah blah ... new cable ... box blah blah. And tell your husband that we don't need to come back on Thursday at 1.
H: *giggle* Thanks.

---- later that night ----

Roommate: Hey.
H: Hey. The cable guy told me to tell my husband that he doesn't have to come back on Thursday.
R: Really? The box works, then?
H: Guess so.
R: Thanks, wife-y.
H: You never bring me flowers anymore, you know.
R: Yeah, but I'm nice to your cat. And besides, you don't put out.
H: A marriage of convenience... I have become my mother.