H: The window-washer outside my building is h-o-t. He doesn't know it yet, but we're going to get married.
E: Those one-sided engagements seem to work well for you.
H: For a time anyway. They don't seem to produce any real and lasting effects. Like presents.
E: Maybe you need to start kissing your fiancés to get presents?
H: I would, but they typically live too far away and/or have never met me.
E: Hmm...it's hard to be engaged. You should just get secretly married and keep the guys in your closet.
H: Which one? The bedroom closet or the walk-in? My shoes might start to feel crowded.
E: The walk-in. Or you can have them live in Roommate's closet. He'd never notice.
H: Do you think the window washer is ready for that kind of living situation?
E: No, I think you two should have a long distance relationship.
H: Sweet. I'm much better at those anyway.
You know some cool witty people! As you can see from my last comment and this one, that I find that a very important quality in my friends and boyfriend. I get it from my Dad..he is witty and so am I. Sometimes. I could be wittier, but well, how do you improve on that, you know? Watch a lot of British comedy films and tv shows? That might get a bit scary, don't ya think?
Posted by: finelyspungirl at September 22, 2003 03:02 PMHa! I thought I was the only one who was going to marry people who I haven't officially met yet; it's nice to know I'm not totally alone here. Good luck with the window-washer, hope it works out just as you wish it to. :)
Posted by: epj at September 22, 2003 06:13 PMVery Funny post!
Posted by: Steve at September 24, 2003 02:38 PM