October 08, 2003

bummer

I burned my bare tush on the bathroom radiator. Yes, indeed I did. And quite badly, actually.

My officemate has declard me a walking disaster.
My roommate has decided to call me prison-ass because of the cell-bar burn lines on my bum. (He did not see them. He has an active imagination, though.)
My boss thinks I make this shit up.
And I think I it's going to get awfully old trying to balance on one butt cheek.

Posted by This Fish at October 8, 2003 02:15 PM
Comments

That radiator + your ass=HOTT

Posted by: Clyde Mnestra at October 8, 2003 02:31 PM

dare i ask--*how* you wound up burning your bare ass on the radiator?

(and, hey, it's cold enough back east to use a radiator??? ugh, i HATE california!)

Posted by: sassylittlepunkin at October 8, 2003 03:04 PM

Now you have an excuse for doing a half-assed job.

Posted by: Gopi at October 8, 2003 03:06 PM

Radiators are terribly pesky, no? I had to get radiator covers because of similar clumsiness.

Posted by: LucidGrrl at October 8, 2003 03:07 PM

two ass posts in one week. come fit one more in here and we'll break a record.

Posted by: snarky hubs at October 8, 2003 03:10 PM

Clyde, you totally beat me to the punch. Even if it was a corny and predictable punch.

Posted by: John at October 8, 2003 03:22 PM

Good thing you didn't burn your cooter!

Posted by: Rocco Yamamoto at October 8, 2003 06:11 PM

Rocco reminds me of end of summer gnats. Pesky bastards with short life spans. *sends you some armour plated underwear in the event the gropenator makes a stop in your state* btw, aloe vera gel is very soothing to bbq'd skin. might help.

Posted by: Katherine at October 8, 2003 11:41 PM

wow Katherine, you're filled with helpful knowledge.

Posted by: snarky hubs at October 9, 2003 06:42 PM