October 15, 2003

time out

am being such a smart ass today. someone stop me before I get fired.


Higher Up: blah blah... blah... pretend to care... blah.
H: (getting up from conference room table) Please excuse me.
Higher Up: Where are you going?
H: To calm down. If I don't leave now, I will lose my temper. And if I lose my temper, I will speak my mind. I feel very strongly about what happened here yesterday and if I tell you just what that is, one of two things will happen. Either I will quit or you will fire me. I want to avoid that.
Higher Up: (really long pause) Fair enough.

Posted by This Fish at October 15, 2003 02:14 PM
Comments

Honest AND professional - kickass! You're like a Cosmo article come to life! heh :) (not meant to be insulting)

Posted by: Michael at October 15, 2003 02:35 PM

yikes. i'm never that honest at work.

Posted by: ęddię at October 15, 2003 02:44 PM

Impressive.

Posted by: Moire at October 15, 2003 08:50 PM

You should have showed him your cooter.

Posted by: Rocco Yamamoto at October 15, 2003 11:24 PM

Ha!! Ha!! You said Cooter.

Posted by: Jenn at October 15, 2003 11:42 PM

Rocco, you're so romantic...will you marry me?

Posted by: me at October 16, 2003 08:37 AM

Rocco is already married. Or as good as. Sorry laides, he's taken!

Posted by: Fish at October 16, 2003 10:56 AM

These boots are made for walkin', and walking's what I'll do ... someday these boots are gonna walk all over you ...

Posted by: Texas T-bone at October 16, 2003 12:07 PM