November 20, 2003

one week's wages (or why i love my hair dresser)

1. She saves me from myself.

Not only did she refuse to make me a redhead (You just don't have the coloring, honey), she refused to cut off my hair. (Not in my chair. People PAY for this hair. How about a trim?) We compromised at three inches.

2. The head massage.

It's like sex. Only, in a chair with your head in the sink, and all your clothes are on and... well, so, it's nothing like sex except that it feels wicked awesome and is administered by a very cute boy with shiny black shoes and golden fingers.

3. The result.

I want to pet myself endlessly. And take myself on a date. Wow, that's pathetic, now isn't it??

Posted by This Fish at November 20, 2003 04:23 PM
Comments

I'm sure you could have guessed this, but I hate having my hair washed by strangers. But glad you enjoyed it :)

Posted by: me at November 20, 2003 04:30 PM

That's a real shocker. ;)

Posted by: Fish at November 20, 2003 04:40 PM

The best part of getting one's hair cut is the head message.

Hell, I'd pay for that and skip the cut.

Posted by: Dan at November 20, 2003 04:41 PM

I agree with Dan :)

Posted by: Ari at November 20, 2003 05:02 PM

I base my tip on that head massage.

Posted by: daisy at November 20, 2003 07:55 PM

I guess that's the absolutely fab thing your premonition was about. Go you sexy fish.

Posted by: Paul Gutman at November 20, 2003 09:16 PM

I guess that's the absolutely fab thing your premonition was about. Go you sexy fish.

Posted by: Paul Gutman at November 20, 2003 09:16 PM

The pathetic part is not that you want to pet yourself, it's that you want to take yourself out on a date. If you're hot, why not skip straight to the bedroom? (Or was it not that kind of "petting"? HAR HAR)

Posted by: Michael at November 21, 2003 01:12 PM

I love coming back from a trip to the salon. I always feel like a million bucks.

Go paint the town red! :)

Posted by: Mala at November 21, 2003 01:28 PM

I love that just from the salon feeling. Double the punch with a fresh manicure and pedicure.... god all the rubbing of hands and feet... I'm drooling now...

Posted by: Belle at November 21, 2003 02:40 PM