December 18, 2003

suck it up, Buttercup

Whenever my friend, Eddie, meets a new girl, he sucks in his stomach. Why is it that I've never quite figured out how to suck in my thighs?

Posted by This Fish at December 18, 2003 08:00 AM
Comments

If you figure out how to do that, let me know!

Posted by: sandi at December 18, 2003 10:17 AM

I've had the best luck with these tummy and butt sucking controls briefs.. : )

Posted by: Laura at December 18, 2003 10:44 AM

Briefs?! Ack! I pledge allegiance to the thong. The smaller the better. No brief has touched this heiney in many moons.

Posted by: Fish at December 18, 2003 10:51 AM

I seem to remember the marketing/invention of the butt bra earlier this year. Of course, that doesn't solve for thighs. Male-sensitive fishnets?

Posted by: Paul Gutman at December 18, 2003 11:25 AM

You don't need to 'suck in' your thighs. You are beautiful as you are!

Posted by: finelyspungirl at December 18, 2003 03:19 PM

When you figure it out - let me know so I can suck in my arse!

Posted by: Mala at December 19, 2003 03:55 PM