February 04, 2004

because we haven’t talked about my boobs in at least twenty-four hours

I noticed it last night sitting in the sauna at my gym.

Bowing my head to let a bead of sweat roll down my nose, I caught an eye-full. Well, hello, there. And this morning, there wasn’t a bra among the twenty that would fit quite right (if at all). Heaven has worked a mighty miracle! Heaven or the Pill. Who’s to say?

My adorable Intern Extraordinaire said I was lucky. “You’re not gaining weight, you’re gaining volume!” Fine and dandy, I say, except for the fact that I’m simply not used to having an impressive rack and wielding such power.

It’s just a good thing I’m too tired to take them out on the town.

Posted by This Fish at February 4, 2004 09:38 AM
Comments

I know that feeling well. I call it PMS growth spurts *lol*

Congrats on the girls ;-)

Posted by: Ari at February 4, 2004 10:36 AM

Just thought I would welcome your new twins with a hardy HELLO THERE!

Wielding such power is a wonderful thing. Congrats on the boobage and welcome to the big boob club ;)

Signed,
36C and proud
:)

Posted by: Iferlynn at February 4, 2004 11:29 AM

And to think that if you were that hot before at the blogger bash you must be smokin' now...of course will this impact me picking you up for a BIG disco spin?

Posted by: brian, the 646 guy at February 4, 2004 11:32 AM

Use the Force for good, Luke. ;-)

Posted by: Lex at February 4, 2004 11:55 AM

Saturday...you can feel the need to test in a safe environment....

Posted by: Paul Gutman at February 4, 2004 12:48 PM

I wanna know which pill you're on. I could use a little help.

Posted by: daisy at February 4, 2004 02:38 PM

Well, I should also be forced to mention that along with the busty benefits, I also have an enormous desire to eat and nap constantly. hopefully some side effects last while others do not!

Posted by: Fish at February 4, 2004 03:00 PM

Careful-- the mere mention of the word boob and the recent TV scandal in my blog caused tons of random strangers to come in and start poking things. It's amazing how many people put the search phrase "boobs" into a search engine. But maybe some of them will stick around in a nice way. :)

Posted by: Kim at February 4, 2004 03:55 PM

it's a blessing and a curse.... sigh :)

Posted by: kristin at February 4, 2004 04:00 PM

Sounds like an excellent excuse to go bra shopping.

Posted by: Frankenstein at February 4, 2004 07:57 PM

the Pill is a wonderful thing for such reasons..

Posted by: tab at February 4, 2004 10:02 PM

Have you considered including this latest "development" in the archive of pictures that you've recently been building on the blog?

Posted by: Cleek at February 5, 2004 09:48 AM

Kim et al.: that is why 60d created 1337.

"b00b13s" will keep away the googling masses. Another good one is "pr0n." Also, "nak3d."

OTOH, you will get lots of hits from hax0rz who search the web when they aren't having LAN parties to play Riven or Max Payne....

Posted by: pad at February 5, 2004 10:11 AM

Hell, it sounds like your knocked up. Post pics thats always a great way to impress others with your best....um...well you know. Tee hee.

Posted by: yeehawmuchbetter at February 11, 2004 11:35 PM