While we're talking of abandoning... my predecessor left behind a shoe. One gnarled, black leather shoe in the bottom drawer of what is now my filing cabinet. Um gross. But not half as gross as the food in the keyboard. Mmm hmm. Why'd they fire you, honey? You were first rate.
There I go, being evil. I don't mean it.
I can see the Empire State Building from my office window. Okay, so call me easily impressed but man, was that cool. I am less impressed with my totally uncomfortable tall-backed leather chair. Looks sweet, but so do stilettos, but spend a whole day in them, and you're singin' a different tune.
I'm all tuckered out, kids. And get this... turns out, I have to go back again tomorrow. What the...
These New York cats are crazy.
A co-worker whom I refer to as Cheeto Queen - consumes cheetos EVERYDAY - over her keyboard.
YUCK!
I dread if I have to go to her desk to help her with something. Lately, I've stayed standing and just tell her what to do...much cleaner and more sanitary that way.
She used to work in another dept and they have a polaroid of her where someone has colored in some cheeto crumbs. It's hilarious!
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at March 30, 2004 11:29 AM