April 18, 2004

in detail

When we have time to sit down over coffee and dish, I am totally going to tell you the story about last night.

I won’t skip any of the good details about Tim, the charming Australian tourist, his friends, Tim II, Big Haired Guy and Ollie, and a string of bars in the East Village at 3AM. I’ll tell you about the American girl in the red coat who took us to what can only loosely be called “after-hours,” at some entertainment lawyer’s seriously swank apartment on 14th Street. You may doubt my story momentarily when I describe this apartment to you, and I get to the part about the sauna and the patio and the cocaine and the host's ceaseless offers of alcohol and sex.

I’ll make sure you know that I had nothing to do with cocaine, because, even as well as we know one another, you’ll need that sort of reassurance. Now, the Australian Tourist, that’s another matter. But as far as I know, the dangers inherent with large doses of Aussies are far less than with high-end illegal substances.

I could be wrong.

Posted by This Fish at April 18, 2004 07:33 PM

You've gotta watch out for us Aussies. We only look sweet and nice...

Posted by: Dani at April 18, 2004 08:12 PM

well well....this website you spoke about last night is for real..nice work.

Posted by: tim the aussie tourist at April 18, 2004 08:57 PM

ahem, not only do aussies look nice and sweet, they taste that way as well.
love this site.

Posted by: the novocastrian at April 18, 2004 11:56 PM

What? A night with Aussies and no crocodile wrestling or romantic subway scenes?

Posted by: Smitty at April 19, 2004 12:00 AM

pshaw..you guys watch way too many movies, we're far more cosmopolitan that that - strewth!

Posted by: saara at April 19, 2004 01:09 AM

This post wishes it were in Cosmopolitan. Or rather, Cosmo wishes it had it. Either way, it's too awesome. Vague and alluring. Just like you. OK, not like you. :)

Posted by: Michael Too at April 19, 2004 10:29 AM

And here I felt badly about leaving you there. Silly me.

No mention of pinching the roll either ... you sadden me. *lol*

Posted by: Ari at April 19, 2004 01:12 PM

unprotected aussies can be a lot more deadly than coke.

Posted by: hubs at April 19, 2004 01:23 PM

lord almighty... give me *some* credit, Hubs.

Posted by: Fish at April 19, 2004 01:59 PM

Canine teeth are vampirish creepy, but they're a whole sight better than feline teeth.

Posted by: Fraulein at April 19, 2004 08:25 PM

hey tim if you read this i have left my London number for you to call me on. hey fish you could have been more descriptive.

Posted by: aj at April 21, 2004 05:28 PM

hey fish..thanks for allowing to use your page for my messages...

aj..I will call soon mate...and you are right..the fish could have been more descriptive..I am interested to see the night s events from the fish's eyes..

you up fish ?

Posted by: Tim the aussie tourist at April 22, 2004 12:11 AM

Can't a girl have any secrets?

Posted by: Fish at April 22, 2004 08:56 AM

Details! Your public lives for DETAIL!

Tim, throw us a bone.

Posted by: Jonathan at April 22, 2004 10:33 AM

I suppose we could include the deail that Tim was hit on by a man....

Posted by: Fish at April 22, 2004 02:37 PM

Yea I'm the "big haired guy" described up above. From what I can remember about that night Tim met this Fishy bird at some hip hop bar full of white people with no rhythm or style. Then we found our way to empty bar ( on a sat night) with some DJ spinning a Dub version of "dark side of the moon". Through our travels Ollie introduced us to many horny gay men who brought us to this lawyers house (another horny gay man, who's lover was jealous of me because he wanted to fuck me) After some vodka shots at about 6am, we all found our way outside. Tim and fishy girl hopped in a cab off to some hedonistic conclusion, My friend Tim II, or Adam the ossie as it would be split back to queens, and I took a nice sunrise walk home where I woke up the that afternoon to find Pandora’s box beside my head. I’m so curious what could be inside....

Posted by: Johnny B. Fabulous aka Big Haired Guy at April 23, 2004 01:27 PM

those of you who know tim should use names that will reveal your identity to those who know you. who is johnny b and jonathon?

Posted by: AJ at April 24, 2004 10:40 AM

Olle here, red coat mistress of the night...
no jealous lovers there, Johnny...
in fact we are all lucky no drugs were passed around, it seems as tho viagra was the only little blue pill in house...
now that would be another story...
who was hitting on Tim?

Posted by: olle at April 24, 2004 01:51 PM

Yeah I remember when I shagged Tim, I still can't get the taste of stale ham out of my mouth.

Posted by: Adan at April 28, 2004 01:52 PM


good thing you weren't attempting to keep Kosher.

Posted by: Fish at April 28, 2004 02:52 PM

Hey Tim, I'm sorry but it looks like the overseas trip may have to be cut short mate. Some of the boats are starting to spring a leak and we may need your expertise in restoring the old beauties!
Hey, Adan, how's that hand mate? Are you still living rent free and probably not soending any money on anything accept babyfood and low joule diet lemonade?
Hey AJ... wait a sec, you're back in Oz. Shit, you can help me rebuild the boats! Tim, go and get fucked.

Posted by: Camo at April 29, 2004 03:31 AM


so nice to hear from you...serious about the boats leaking /if so...ask hiley to help out..he has been doing some nice work on his dad's 50ft sloop...

Posted by: Tim the Oz Tourist at April 29, 2004 09:32 AM

i've always wanted a website where my friends and i could catch up with each other. i tried msn though thats annoying and my hotmail account is always full. thank god for this fish.

Posted by: aj at April 30, 2004 10:10 AM

i've been thinking. "this fish" is not an appropriate name. i am happy to take on other suggestions though i think the site should be renamed www.bigaussieboatbuilders.com . all those in favour?

Posted by: aj at April 30, 2004 10:15 AM

Big Aussie Boat Builders? Hmm... I don't think so. I'd have to change the logo and that's a lot of work.

Posted by: Fish at April 30, 2004 10:21 AM