November 11, 2004

hotel ali: marrakech, morocco

We left Marrakech in the rain.

I shouldered my backpack and stepped carefully down the winding, tile walled staircase at Hotel Ali and braced myself for the usual (and sometimes overpowering) smells of the Djemma el-Fna. To my great relief, the rain had tempered the caustic kerosene and petrol vapors, as well as the smell of spices from Tagine pots steaming in the center of the market. I’d burnt up my last day in Morocco, passing in and out of sleep, trying to recover from the havoc a few dried apricots had wreaked on my system.

I vomited every half hour for seven or eight hours. I clung to the edge of the toilet in our small, white bathroom, sweat pouring down my body, weeping. I couldn’t walk, stand up, or even lie down. Jen wanted to take me to the Red Crescent. It was just a short walk, catty-corner across the square, but I refused, preferring to die on the bathroom floor than be taken to a Moroccan hospital.

It made me a little delirious. And in my delirium, the 4:20 AM call to prayer began to sound eerily familiar. I crawled onto the bed, lay my head on the cold pillowcase and closed my eyes.

“Dust in the wind…. All we are is dust in the wind.”

I heard Jen chuckle from the next bed. She’d been awake almost all night, worrying and fussing over me as I cried and gagged and begged for her to have me killed. I was certain she could find someone in the old city who’d be willing to do it for a price.

“You know what I think they’re really singing?”
“No, what? Not Dust in the Wind?”
“He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink…”

I laughed and clutched my stomach. Laughing hurt.

“I just might miss these early morning calls to prayer,” I said, curling up into the fetal position.
“Me, too.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll call you every morning at 4:20 and sing Dust in the Wind. It’ll be like we never left.”

On our final day, I slept as Jen set out with my money and her shrewd bargaining skills. I sipped Sprite, nibbled bread and listened to the din from the merchants and buyers outside the window, and finally the rain. Voices boomed from the minarets. The market emptied and Jen returned. She showed me my souvenirs and I felt sorry to have missed the shopping. I was trying to ignore the regret I felt at spending so much of our time there stuck in Hotel Ali, but I was also fairly relieved that we were leaving. There was some measure of comfort knowing that I was only thirty-six hours away from being home.

Where I could be violently ill in my own bathroom.

Posted by This Fish at November 11, 2004 12:32 PM
Comments

don't forget the Mary Had A Little Lamb guy.

Also, "He f*cks the tourists that remind him of the good times. He f*cks the tourists that remind him of the BEST times."

Posted by: jen at November 11, 2004 01:06 PM

I love traveling but there is no place like home.

Been there done that.

welcome to the club.

Happy to have you home.

You could write a new diet book:))

Posted by: b at November 11, 2004 04:01 PM

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Nice closer. As always.

Posted by: Benjamin at November 11, 2004 05:09 PM

More fish More......

Posted by: b at November 12, 2004 07:40 AM

I've never read better reasons to confine my traveling to western Europe.

Posted by: Oz at November 12, 2004 09:36 AM

Maybe you're pregnant!


KIDDING, of course. :)

Posted by: Michael R at November 12, 2004 10:51 AM

I had food poisoning in Machu Pichu, Peru. Mountains, llamas and little kids selling gum and candy in the town square. BUT, unlike you I couldn't throw up. I also couldn't eat. The only thing to read was Readers Digest.

I was so sick that my best friend went out and brought back a local doctor. He spoke almost No English and me almost no Spanish, luckily I kept my sense of humour. He examined me, gave me a shot in the but and said "You feeel better now" with a big smile.
Then I threw up. I did feel much better but refused to eat anything unpackaged for the rest of the trip.

Ah the joys of travel! ;)

Posted by: sally at November 12, 2004 11:08 AM

If it would make you feel better I could stand in your street with a loudhailer singing Chumbawumba's greatest hits each morning.


For a fee, mind you.

Posted by: Stuart at November 12, 2004 01:26 PM

Oh, Stuart. You're SUCH a Berber. ;)

Posted by: Fish at November 12, 2004 01:33 PM

What? I've been working on the accent as well.

Posted by: Stuart at November 12, 2004 01:39 PM

I bought a 'Wailing Mosque Alarm Clock' (how good is that?!?) just b/c I knew I'd miss those too...it randomly plays muffled recorded prayers throughout the day...until it runs out of batteries of course ;o)

Posted by: KR at November 12, 2004 03:49 PM

Vaguely related story: When my best friend and I stayed in Key West, we were a block from a Catholic church that played long tolling songs at 7 am every morning. Hymns I guess. And while 7 am is no 4:20, it was very early for Key West. The first day, as I lay there trying to hope it would stop soon, I asked her "did you order the wakeup call from God?!" They were impossible to ignore, and I guess that's the point.

Good stories-- I never have had "food poisoning" stories to relate from my own travels; having only been to London and the surrounding areas... so I'm hopeful you're feeling better and weirdly a little jealous... (I know that sounds sick. But it's soooo cosmopolitan of you, very Romantic in a Keats-y way somehow). :)

Posted by: Kim at November 12, 2004 04:07 PM