This Fish Needs A Bicycle

No.

Awesome!

Totally irrelevant, but I thought you'd like to know: I was furtively reading a post behind my desk while I should have been attending to my students and one of the little boys, a total cutie, came behind the desk and upon seeing your photo in the margin exclaimed, "she's HOT!" The real punchline is that he's six. :) Thought that would make your day!

Moses, thank you for the manna. Can't wait for my shirt - I have a bicycle, and boy do I need him.

You're already famous and now with This Fish Merchandise, you'll also be rich!

i'm just so happy that we're still talking about bosoms here.

If someone posts, 'But i'm a DDD and it still won't fit!' I just very well may have to leave work early...

ohhhh...

Brandon, darling, you are SHAMELESS! I'm telling Alex.

sold! and...my bosom thanks you.

Wow. Who knew so many of us were blessed in the boob department? Pink is perfect-o!

Thanks Fish!

I'm more blessed with flab than boobs, but I like the idea that I *need* the non-fitted t b/c im buxom. I wonder if that is a match.com body type. buxom! hahah
patti

Thanks Fish!
I have ordered mine and cannot wait to see it. If it ever becomes available in other colors I will order those as well.

Brandon:
I passed the DDD mark about 2 years ago. The XL regular T is going to fit me like a baby T.
and no, they are not implants
You may go home now.

Yes, Brandon, if you haven't gone home already, you may certainly do so now. I'll be sportin' that XL as a baby T as well, Christina-God just must have liked us more, huh? ;) And thanks Fish...will gladly sport the pink and any other colors you may come up with as well. :)

oooh! pretty! and considering that i was just complaining about my boobs in my own post this morning, very timely that they are available in large. count me in!

Brandon - i am a double d if that does anything for you...

Steph,

In my case it is more of a "I need to lose a few pounds" than that God likes me more. But I will take you explanation as it sounds much better.

Adrianne,

Double D's are just fine.

To our smaller chested friends here,

I hope our bosom talk isn't making you uncomfortable. To be honest I would gladly trade mine in for a set more manageable. Purchasing unmentionables for my upper body is a real pain in the posterior. Count yourself lucky that you can just go to Victoria's Secret, try on a few, and walk out with new underthings. I REALLY miss being able to do that.

Amen to that, Christina! I miss that too!

And I could stand to lose a few too but mine have never gone away with the pounds in the past, don't expect them to now. I'm already looking into getting a more manageable pair myself-my friends wish there was a way to transfer them, like liposuction in reverse.

i'm a smaller chested gal, and i wouldn't trade them in for anything! my buxom friends are always complaining about their boobs, and mine match my frame. i'm 5'11 and pretty thin. i'd look completely off balance with a big ol' rack. of course, i haven't always felt like this. i used to yearn for a big set of gazongas, and still wouldn't mind another cup size! ;)

Steph,

I don't expect mine to go down very much once the weight is gone. I just don't want to jump to the surgical route until I have lost what I can naturally. Once I am back to my normal weight range I will look at my options. Good luck with yours!

Hey Fish, thanks for letting us ave our own little boob chat here on your comments. Sorry to take over the T shirt conversation.

A cool new t-shirt and big boob conversations started by women who have big boobs? Uh, is this Heaven?

Not unless Clive Owen is feeding me grapes it's not. ;)

I'm doing the same thing, Christina. The pounds are coming off slowly but surely, then I'm gonna take care of what didn't happen on its own. LOL :)

But yes, back to the T-shirt conversation...the T-shirts ROCK!!!

just placed my cross-Atlantic order for not-so-buxomous me. i just started reading this blog (going through archives now) and i must say, you are saving me a Ton of money, bc i haven't been to Waterstones / WH Smith for 2 weeks ! thanks for gorgeous writing. and the fish-t.

sweet!

That cool.

My breasts thank you - cute shirt. Watch out Southern States, I'm anticipating being the new trendsetter with this shirt.

Totally sold to the comfortably upholstered brunette Somewhere Down Under...

Pink?

Bloody Marvellous.

And they'll be sending one all the way to Oztralia. Thanks Fish.

damn... I didn't realize the baby t would mean that I was a different size than usual. I ordered a Medium last week, but i'm a DD. (usually M shirts fit me but if they are extra small then I'll have a problem). I even went on the T-shirt website to find a size chart but they didn't have one. Guess we'll wait and see, maybe if I wear it extra tight it will help me find a bicycle!!! :)

Thank you Fish, pink is just divine.

Love it! Pink matches my vibrator - it's perfect! ;)

I wish I had enough bosoms to make those shirts work on me.

Thank you Fish for thinking of us that are "top heavy"! Although, I like the previous comment that a baby t may help me find a bicycle! hee hee

While we are on the subject of boobs, as it seems we are... Fish, is that you modeling? wow. My boobs never looked that perky without a bra. Even when I was 17. I'm a married mother of two, and my boobs nearly reach my belly button now. Sigh. Oh well, I've had my fabulous bike for 12 years now, and my 2 boys loved nursing.

Anyway, I suppose this sounds really weird, but "nice rack, Fish!" Wow.

Ahh! Now, I must go buy another for me. I got friends taken care of earlier. Yay for me!

This Fish will be proudly worn in Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada.

cuuuuute! such a pretty t-shirt. I started reading you blog last month and when I first saw your site, I was thinking you should make T-shirt with the logo.