i want need this

Someone out there understands me. Someone who makes purses. With fur mustache appliqué. I’m pretty much beside myself.  I imagine this is akin to what it would feel like were I to find out there’s a support group for people with unreasonable attachments to Q-tips. I am not alone.

And I need this.

I NEED this.

What could be more calming, in times of stress, than stroking Magnum’s mustache which happens to be handily attached to your purse? Nothing, that’s what.

27 comments to i want need this

  • Ohmygoodnessohmygoodness! That is just too much! I want to caress that mustache against my cheek…. erm, perhaps I’ve said too much.

  • Haha! That is too cool! Oh and if you find the support group for people with unreasonable attachments to Q-tips, let me know. My husband totally needs one. He insists on having at least 4 HUGE boxes in storage at all times.

  • Alyssa

    That. Is. AWESOME!

  • CaliGal

    Tom is wonderful but it’d have to have Mr. Johnny Depp on it for me to really need it! lol Carpe Diem, baby!

  • Now see…when I look at that, I don’t see Magnum as much as Richard.

    Obviously someone needs to confiscate my Friends DVDs for a good long time.

  • The person who designed this should be awarded the Nobel Purse Prize. (sorry, couldn’t resist…)

  • Scooby

    Mmmm…Tom Selleck…

  • Nida

    That totally got me, I erupted into laughter and now there’s spit all over my laptop screen. That was super hilarious!!!

  • Suzie

    wait.

    blonde moment.

    there’s reasonable attachments to q-tips?

    (Currently I have: one 500 box at either end of my sofa, tho I only ever sit at one end, 1 375 on my night stand, 1 500 on the computer desk, one carrying thingy in my knitting bag…..perhaps one in the car, but it may only be a little slide-y one. I have qtips more places than I have dairy digesting supplements or pain meds and *that* is saying something!!)

  • Brandi

    And…oh my… they have Chuck Norris too!

  • Selin

    Hey This Fish!!!And we all know why it has to Tom. Are you still on it?

    Though I totally understand as going through the same stuff.

  • my mom has been totally obsessed with tom selleck for as long as i can remember…in fact, i think one of my first phrases i was taught was “magnum’s sexy!”

    i wish i had known about this before mother’s day, it would have been such a great gift!! hahaha…thanks for the link :)

  • fluffyclay

    I’m in love. She’s got Wonder Woman on a purse! breaking off the chains of prejudice, PRUDERY, and MAN’S SUPERIORITY! I L-O-V-E it!

    also greatly enjoy Tom and Mr. T!

  • Anonymous

    Selin, I am not sure what you’re talking about. Am I still on what?

    I’ve been a Magnum PI fan for years and years and years. That’s all this is about.

  • Heather

    Oh my god. I just bought this for my mom.

  • T in NH

    That’s awesome….

  • lawyerchik1

    OK, I was with you on the Det. Elliott Stabler stuff, and I get the Magnum attraction (having dealt with the same for several years now), but seriously? A purse? With a “Pat the Bunny” moustache on it?

    Doll, you need an intervention!! :)

  • Cat

    This is hilarious! Even the comments are cracking me up…..‘Pat the Bunny’ moustache”….hahahaha!

    The funniest part is that this would be a perfect gift for someone I know.

  • Mary Jane

    Oh my…I LOVE Tom Selleck but that’s just scarey…what happened to his Hawaiian tan??

    It did make me laugh though…thanks for that.

  • Shauna

    I always read your blog but have not commented before. First of all, I went on a trip in November over to Amsterdam and Belgium and had a lot of fun reading your travel blogs before I left. I got a lot of tips on there for my trip.

    Second of all, that bag is so funny with Tom Selleck on it. Since you’re into cute fun bags, I wasn’t sure if you’ve seen these bags before:

    http://www.seatbeltbag.com

    Anyways, I hope you have a great day!

  • OMG, I am dying here! My coworkers are wondering what I’m cackling about…that is the funniest damn thing I’ve EVER seen. I MUST have one!

    My 85 year old MIL loves Tom Selleck and Bob Barker; I just might get this purse for her birthday.

    Snort!

  • Lola

    Another thing you totally need!!

    I saw this and thought of you!!

    Its Cargo Botanical Lipstick, the rectangle of paper that holds the lipstick is made out of corn and infused with wildflower seeds. So when you remove the lipstick, you can plant the box in your backyard. BUT here is the part that made me think of you!!!! the Lipstick colors are named after the Celebrities that designed that colorlipstick and one of them is…. ready?.. Mariska Hargitay!!!! Yes thats right ELLIOT STABLERS PARTNER!!!! Fish you NEED this lipstick!!!!

  • Hahahahahaha!! How well do I know you?!

  • Why stop at purses? I think ‘Magnum’ wallets would be marketable to dudes too. Maybe. Okay, probably not. Just to me.

  • Valerie

    Not nearly as enticing as the brilliant Magnum purse, but this

    cake wreck reminded me of you :-)