This is the blog that PMS built.
This is the Fish
That ate the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
And wrote in the blog that PMS built.
This is the boss
That stressed the Fish
That ate the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
And wrote in the blog that PMS built.
This is the monkey job
that worried the boss
that stressed the Fish
That ate the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
And wrote in the blog that PMS built.
This is the skirt Fish wanted to wear to
the monkey job
that worried the boss
that stressed the FIsh
That ate the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
And wrote in the blog that PMS built.
This is skirt that was too fucking tight
For the Fish to put on
to wear to the monkey job
that worried the boss
that stressed the Fish
That ate the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
And wrote in the blog that PMS built.
Am aware that the original poem is much longer, but am certain it’s only because the author did not have PMS. Or this job. Or this ass that can’t fit into her suit.
Fucking Monday.
I am laughing, but not at your stress or pain or suit (are you sure it didn’t just shrink … stupid stupid clothes).
Mondays should be outlawed.
ugh. i am feeling your pain. to the limit.
Fucking Mondays is right…I vote that Mondays offically be call Fucking Mondays!! Fish, I feel for ya…the cookie dough in the ice cream wasn’t enough, I proceeded to add peanutbutter M&M’s…and this was for breakfast this morning, I feel my ass growing as I type
welcome back.
and while you’re not wearing a too tight skirt, i say eat more ice cream.
With Reese’s Pieces on top. That’s what I’m doing.
today was a particularly wretched Monday for me as well, and not for any real reason. there were no tests, no projects, nothing. perhaps it is because last week, we didn’t have a Monday.. blech.
frickin brilliant! anyone who can turn the nightmare that is addictively scrumptious and hideously fattening food into humour of this calibre deserves….er….more gourmet icecream! mmmmm cookie dough is my favourite. I ate two pints this weekend. Rocky road is pretty nifty too.
Ha! You crack me up. You are truly funny. I’m going to add you to my extra’s page. Hugs, Dani.