J: I love how you butcher quotes…. *wink*
H: Oh, see? I DO get them wrong all the time!
J: That’s OK; it was still funny.
H: Yeah, yeah. I’m retarded.
J: I know.
H: Easy now!
J: I thought you might like it rough…
H: Ha! Well, sure… sometimes. Hair pulling and all…
J: Yowza…. I don’t know how to respond.
H: Nice. I win.
J: You have no idea what just went on in my head.
H: My life is going to be the next movie on Lifetime.
CR: Might be a little racy for Lifetime. I see it as more of an HBO project.
H: Fine. HBO. As long as Alyssa Milano plays me.
CR: Good call.
