This afternoon, I was feeling antsy. And after a while, as it became obvious that a) I couldn’t sleep the entire day away and b) the mess spilling out of my bedroom closet might actually swallow my kitten, I decided to put some of that nervous energy to work.
In rearranging the closet, I found a few out-of-sight-out-of-mind items. First was the red lace garter that Kate gave me for Christmas. I didn’t want it to get lost in the closet again, so I slid it onto my left thigh. Oooh, pretty! A few minutes later, while chatting on the phone with Ari, I happened upon the pair of full length black satin gloves that Biscuit gave me. I put those on, too.
And when I passed a full-length mirror a few minutes ago on my way to the kitchen, I got an eyeful. Tousled hair from a failed napping attempt, tank-top and lace boy shorts, garter belt and full length gloves. I decided that a) I should always clean the house in tranny wear and b) This must be what it’s like to be the other Heather Hunter.
Go on. Google her.
I googled i gagged… thanks… yuck….
HA!
Ok here’s what’s weird.
The description sounded hot until you mentioned tranny wear.
Damn
corr blimey!
And I thought I was the only bicycling fish… I saw the title of this on another blog and couldn’t resist a peek. I’m hooked now.
Ooh la la!
You had me until the Tranny thing.. That phot, that gorgeous face, the word tranny.. Argh!!
ok, now that we are onto under wear…can i ask…what the heck is the Condom Pocket on victoria secret underwear….?? i had my daughter pick out 5/$25 from teh Pink collection…only to have her ask me..what is this pocket for???? a pad??? love the inocense of youth… then i get the real low down from a mother of a college student say to me…NO THAT IS A CONDOM POCKET????
how do I explain that one????
What, no photo?
Loved the description.
I love those out-of-sight-out-of-mind items
tranny is the new black.
YOU are a crack up!! How funny!!!!
all you needed was a tiara.
oh and i get hits on my site for some “other” christel. too bad they don’t get what they came for when they get to mine. cause then i’d have to charge for admission.
It’s always been amazing how you are able to keep your two Internet personas separate. They are both so convincing that’s it’s hard to know which is really you. I think I know, but I prefer this site.
Hello, you. I hope Atlantic City changed your life forever.
Ironically I didn’t even have to google her – a boyfriend once told me I looked like her and reminded him of me- after googling her – I promptly started figuring out the best way to break up with ole boy and stop “reminding” him of her.. With out him turning stalker on me. i still don’t think I look like her – anyway keep writing -I’ll keep reading
sometimes i almost walk out to the garbage chute dressed in underwear in the midst of cleaning…but nothing as fantastic as the outfit you describe.
I know how you feel. There is a porn star that shares my entire name as well. However, she isn’t anywhere as popular as yours!
i clean in sweats and food stained tshirts. your idea is better.
This was a fun post to read. Giggles
Heather Hunter…there is a name I have not heard in a while. Although she was in that Thinking XXX doccumentary. She is weird. It is always weird to me when porn stars try to cross over or what not. Oh porn? No, that’s just something I did back then. Now, I am doing this. Hmmm I can’t ever look at a person the same way after I’ve seen them doing someone on the screen. Call me crazy.
-N
Is it just me or does it sound like I could get arrested for googling someone without their consent.
I googled and I may never be the same. I think I should go and wash.
All kinds of buried treausre in closets.
NYC Apartments
Ummmm…. I seem to be missing some cultural context… what is “tranny” exactly?
Lol. that is so funny.
astro – you don’t want to know.
This is a great site btw. a good read if ever I saw one
Astro — if you’re an auto mechanic, it means “transmission;” if you’re a New Yorker, it means “transvestite” and is an adjective or noun. If you’re a NYer auto mechanic, it means you have a very interesting job.
I am neither an auto mechanic nor a NYer… just someone who builds instrumentation for Radio Astronomy.
Thanks for the um….. “trans…lation”. 