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“Why I am so awesome. I know. That’s a long one and you don’t want to be typing all night.â€ù

I laugh into the phone.

Ari is on the other end of the line, offering semi-helpful advice in an attempt to breathe some life into this week’s ailing blog. So far, none of her topics is striking a chord. But then, I did call her for advice, so who am I to scoff at her ideas? She suggests lists I can make. Contents of my handbag. Celebrities I’ve met. I give them some thought. The serious ones, anyway.

The one about someone’s naked body parts? I am ignoring entirely. Entirely.

It’s not as though nothing is going on. Things go on! Oh, yes. Like, my brother getting engaged. That’s something. And me, seeing a new boy. That is also something! There’s been a night on the town in Hoboken with Tanya – which probably could produce a story for every drink. And I had quite a few. There was a night in with Sarah during which she declared, “I would totally have sex with you. Your bed looks so comfortable!â€ù Of course, no sex was had; we watched Parent Trap.

So, things are going on. But for some reason, I can’t seem to get a single one of them out there in story form. Why? I think, for no other reason that sometimesâ€_. hormones make me stupid. I’m already blaming them for this thing on my forehead and the migraine I had early this morning. Why not blame them for my writer’s block?

“Alright,â€ù she says finally, giving up. “I’m around. So if you need any more useless ideas, give me a call. I’ll make a list.â€ù

I thanked her, hung up the phone and wondered how soon was too soon to call her back. I mean, maybe the naked body parts thing wasn’t such a bad idea.

22 comments to listless

  • Ari

    Threesome!! I too think your bed looks simply divine. Why just today I requested your blanket in the event of your untimely demise. And (the royal) we should totally look into naked body parts. See you in 12 minutes.

  • I’d be careful– a new list she has time to THINK about could be dangerous. ;-)

  • *offers up naked body parts* Any sacrifice for the blog.

  • Stephanie

    Can’t wait to hear more about the new boy. Yummy!

  • Jenn

    You know, eventually, we’re hoping you want to write about several of those things.

  • Do you think maybe it’s just you censoring your life? I think it’s really hard to put the truth out there. Those are the most moving stories, I think. You’ve had some great ones.

    If you are dating someone, I would think that’s hard because you wouldn’t want him to know exactly how you felt- or maybe you aren’t even sure how you feel? Both situations make blogging hard, I am sure.

  • Kayaissa

    The show about nothing was quite a success. You have the talent to make entries about nothing be charming and wonderfully entertaining so I say don’t fight it!

  • Why not get Ari to write a list of how awesome you are and do a guest post?

  • tgov

    now, exactly how many times have you watched Parent Trap? THAT could be the problem.

    Oh wait, I just thought about how many times I’ve watched Harold and Maude…

  • You should look into trying a progesterone cream to help with your hormonal issues. Talk to your GYN about it first, but I started using one over a year ago, after I stopped nursing Will, and it has made a world of difference. Migraines–gone. PMS–gone. I sleep better, feel better, act nicer…It’s worth a shot. Email me at jenistarATgmail.com if you’re interested in more info. (And no, I don’t sell it–just preach the virtues of it.)

  • sometimes i have the hardest time getting stories out through my fingertips. best of luck. hope to hear more about the guy you’re dating soon. :)

  • lawyerchik1

    I think you should post about decorating – everyone who’s seen it apparently loves your boudoir, and there are no pictures!!

    Actually, it’s probably best to wait until school is out – hard to come up with new ideas when you have spring fever…. Have a great day!

  • Linda

    Whew! I just got finished reading all your archives. You are too funny.

    You cannot have blog block now or I will be having H withdrawls!

  • Ari

    we said her bed was awesome… not her closet sprawl.

    (*I am getting my butt kicked for that one later, I realize.*)

  • This Fish

    That’s a hefty statement coming from a girl whose closet is as big as my entire bedroom. Elitist.

  • Liz

    Looks like you got a blog entry out of that conversation after all.

  • Tell us about the new boy! You know you can’t just drop hints like that and then hold out on us :D

  • Whenever I wish for something blog worthy to happen, it ends up being something I want to not let out there.

    Ah well!

  • I put some of our night on my blog. The tiny bit I could pull out of my booze fog. I still blame the donuts.

  • JP

    Is the Naked Body parts thing a reference to JenniCam interview on NPR? (This American Life)

  • This Fish

    Ha! No. But suddenly I’m very Puritan about naked body parts in general, it seems.

  • Ugh…I hate that feeling.

    Always up for boy talk, btw ; )