box

“He asked me if I needed a straight man to take out my boxes.”

“I hope you said no, but that you do need a man to put something in your box.”

“…”

“Sorry.”

“Dirty, but so true.”

23 comments to box

  • Anita

    I love reading your blog! Please keep up the great work and glad The Scotts are getting your apt. to look so fashionable! I wish I had friends like that!

  • kate

    that seems like an appropriate pick up line…

    “do you have something you would like to put in my box?”

    ew :)

  • Once you get used to the smell of old spice and Skoal, I’m sure the romance life will pick up ;)

  • T in NH

    Is it bad that I had that same thought, that it should be him putting something in your box, before I read it?

    Amen, Dirty Birds unite! LOL

  • courtney

    gross….

  • JenW

    Wait a minute… Was this the topless guy??

  • Gina

    Is this lifting guy??

  • Laura

    Hey Fish, I know you’re originally from Texas.. but did you go to college in Texas too? Was considering going back to school at UT (in Austin) but not so sure.. would you recommend going back to someplace in the northeast instead?

    Did that guy actually say “straight guy”?!? haha

  • Jennifer

    HA! Box! Funny every time! I do hope that was the hot guy. In which case,a dirty comment is a must!

  • Keeping my fingers crossed that it was Mr. Lifter!

  • heather

    how lady like.

  • Was this the handsome topless neighbor hunk? In that case, I can send you some packages for him to take in…

  • wow

    It’s getting too hard to follow all the inside jokes here. What did I miss?

  • This Fish

    There’s no inside joke here… If you know what “box” means, then you’re all good.

  • Lindsay

    …but what did you think of the Sopranos finale?

  • Kate

    I long for an update that doesn’t involve your crotch.

  • Anonymous

    Hi Fish, I remember reading in your past entries about you considering grad school and something about NYU? I was just wondering what happened to that since I’m considering going back for grad school also.

    Thanks:)

  • box…things…put in…

    well, darlin’, may we all be so lucky. and thank god for your pals to keep you (and vicariously, us) sane in the interim.

  • I’m not sure I get it either. I’ve only been reading for a short time so I get the impression you’ve moved…you want him to help you move? I’m sure there’s something subtle I’m missing…

  • Corinne

    Some people don’t get this? I guess their words are rarely turned into “that’s what she said” jokes.

  • Lindsay

    For the rest of the class… “box” is a slang term for “vagina.”

    I think “box” may be one of those slang terms that isn’t used much anymore, so I supposed it’s possible the under-25 crowd may not have been exposed to it. (This coming from a wise old 26-year-old.)

  • Is that what we call them nowadays? I really need to get out more. =)

  • SuaveGarve

    Lindsay, I’d love to be exposed to a few more boxes!