Him: You don’t know what men live for! We are complex creatures with many intricacies requiring the utmost attention.
Me: Please. All you need is sex, food, beer, ESPN, and someone to tell you your clothes don’t match.
Him: Marry me! You forgot golf, but that’s okay. It will give us something to work on.
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Haha! That is too funny.
Ninja please? Brilliant.
ESPN is an all inclusive answer for sports of any kind, including dog racing, when there is no other sport to watch….
You should have flashed him a boob. That would have thrown the “complex creature” right off…
him who?!
You even got the order right. though I’d probably go for Scotch and Tivo over their aforementioned brethren.
He won me over at “Marry me! You forgot golf, but that’s okay.” So cute.
“Ninja please”
Too funny
fish, are you withholding info?! or is this just a man friend? haha.
My goal this year is to be more like a man. Clearly I will have to get ESPN.
OMG too funny!!!
Permission to use “Ninja Please” !!!
Mrs. Greg House:
And a penis.
LOLOL!! “complex creatures” LOLOLOLOL “intricacies”?!??! LOLOLOLOL “utmost attention”?!??! LOLOLOLOL
Oh…please stop…. it’s starting to hurt… LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ninja, please!
Oh my gosh, best thing I’ve ever heard.
OHHHHH! NEW GUY??? He sounds great!
For my 50-something hubby the list goes:
All you need is food, Coke Zero, digital cable (HBO & sports networks – baseball network add-on package), someone to email and someone to tell you your clothes don’t match.
So true…. I love how they think there’s no possible way we could/would EVER figure them out. One of the things I love most about my guy friends!
He seems simple. The evolved man also needs 45 uninterrupted minutes of commode time a day. For reading.
We also need a button sewer, but that is a direct exchange for spider killing.
“We also need a button sewer, but that is a direct exchange for spider killing.”
Haha, so true!
My boyfriend claims that if I ever decided to become a licensed massage therapist, he’d marry me on the spot. I haven’t taken him up on the offer yet, but it’s good to know I have a secret weapon if I ever get too impatient.
Too funny! I love the matching clothes thing!
It’s all about knowing what someone MEANS, even if it’s not what they say
I thought his name was Ninja.
I did.
wait, where did you meet my husband?
Well, just to be fair, all we need is great kisses, comfortably cute shoes, wine, Grey’s Anatomy, and a blog from Fish and that’s a pretty damn good day…
So true!
@ExposedNYC: Are you for real?