It’s that time again — where I tell you what to do and you do it, because you know it will be good for you. Ready?
Buy this CD. Go ahead. You will like it, I promise. Musical Stranger, a.k.a Benjamin Wagner is on tour (maybe in your area!) pimpin’ it as we speak.
Buy it. Go on. Have I ever lead you astray? Wasn’t Parker Grey all I said it was and more?
If you need further convincing, go here and have a taste of the rough cuts. I like this one.
Okay. So you’re ordering your CD right now aren’t you? Yes, thank you. You’ll be glad you did.
Think of it as an investment in the future of music and milk crates.
You are crazy, does your sister do everything you tell her to do?
Well, yeah, I guess all of my sisters do to some extent. They were a little less inclined, after I convinced one of them to put a safety pin in a wall socket. But STILL.
What will you do to me if I don’t buy the CD?
It’s like eatin’ your broccoli when you’re a kid. I could make you sit at the table until you’ve eaten it all, or I could just let you grow up horribly malnourished.
You don’t want to be musically malnourished, do ya?
no ma’am
LMAO!!! That’s about as good as me telling my brother to jump off a 6 ft deck when he was 3. He sprained his ankle and continued to do what I told him, but now it’s a different story.