suck it up, Buttercup

December 18th, 2003

Whenever my friend, Eddie, meets a new girl, he sucks in his stomach. Why is it that I’ve never quite figured out how to suck in my thighs?

sandi

December 18, 2003 at 3:17 PM

If you figure out how to do that, let me know!
Laura

December 18, 2003 at 3:44 PM

I’ve had the best luck with these tummy and butt sucking controls briefs.. : )
Fish

December 18, 2003 at 3:51 PM

Briefs?! Ack! I pledge allegiance to the thong. The smaller the better. No brief has touched this heiney in many moons.
Paul Gutman

December 18, 2003 at 4:25 PM

I seem to remember the marketing/invention of the butt bra earlier this year. Of course, that doesn’t solve for thighs. Male-sensitive fishnets?
finelyspungirl

December 18, 2003 at 8:19 PM

You don’t need to ‘suck in’ your thighs. You are beautiful as you are!
Mala

December 19, 2003 at 8:55 PM

When you figure it out – let me know so I can suck in my arse!