theorizing

If a boy thinks a girl is pretty, his pupils will expand when he sees her. It’s simple science.

And if a boy likes a girl, he may go all the way across town to return her umbrella. And if he is trying to impress her, he may leave that umbrella at her front door. With flowers.

And if a boy is really trying to confuse a girl, the umbrella may turn out not to be her cheap, only semi-functional umbrella, but a new, better one entirely.

You know, in theory.

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