the best thing about getting home WAY too late on a school night is: the left over Pad Thai in your fridge, only after the nicest thing ever to come out of MTV purposefully missing his stop and walking you all the way home. And then fraternizing with your cat.
Dude, if you give me your mother’s phone number, I’ll totally call to thank her. That was above and beyond.
Why do you have to work? To afford the Tums. And to stray a bit too close to the antiadvice rule, I would just like to say that pad thai and vodka will never be the breakfast of champions.
Jasmine Pad Thai?
yes, it was. and i shall never eat it again.
ever.
There’s a good girl.
the nicest thing ever to come out of MTV? Are you canoodeling with Gideon Yago?