Have accomplished nothing more than several not-appropriate-for-work email conversations. Which, for this gal, makes the day a raging success.
H: (Quoting Crank Yankers call) We could take our clothes off and just write.
J: Okay!
H: (laughing) Or, we could skip the writing!
J: Yeah, good thinking.
H: Probably no reading either, huh?
J: Unless its reading the curves of your back, no.
H: (feeling tad bit dizzy) Rarrr. Don't need Hooked-on-Phonics for that kind of reading.
J: Nope, just hooked on sex.
H: I bet there's a 12-step program for that.
J: I can think of more than 12 steps to take....
Mmm hmmm. Big tease.