In history of UnBoyfriends, S is perhaps the most infamous.
Moderately good kisser. Huge challenge for Fishy psyche. Was mutual though. S will agree that butting of heads was strange brand of foreplay. Will admit there is something quite hot about sharp-tongued arguments that lead to well, other tongue related activities. Ahem. S was UnBoyfriend filler between initial J date-a-thon and the reappearance of J three months later. S was also good friend of J. And of J's ex-girlfriend, K. How classy am I? Was fine and dandy arrangement while it lasted, but did not end well. Not well at all. And six months later, was sitting across from S at swanky jazz bar, mending proverbial fence and reminiscing. And five hours later, was standing on street corner, with idling cab waiting, and um... reminiscing.
Best part was that not only was yours truly kissing arch enemy, but in middle of said activity, who should happen down the street but J's roommate, W. Brilliant! As W is good, kind sort, did not report uncomfortable meeting to J. Though doesn't so much matter, as have already launched into horrid mid-morning argument with J.
H: S asked if we were sleeping together. I told him no. He asked if were still hooking up.
J: What did you tell him?
H: I think I changed the subject.
J: So he thinks we hook up?!
H: No. He doesn't. Don't worry.
J: I'm not worried. I just don't want it to get back to K. You know how S blabs.
H: Mmmm hmmm.
J: It's nothing against you! I just know how she is.
H: Gotcha.
J: I didn't MEAN it like that.
H: You never do.
J: Come on. I'm sorry. Did you hook up with him?
H: You're direct.
J: I'll take that as a yes.
First, am v. glad he's so worried about what his ex thinks. Fuckwit. And second, am astounded that J thinks he has the right to ask about my midnight escapades. Does J really want the answer??
Yes! Yes, I hooked up with the person you hate most in the world. How's that?!