In celebration of wonderous blogging milestone (fishblog turned over 5,000 on the blog-o-meter today) have decided to make a brief I've Never list. See below:
1. As far as am aware, have never dated a man capable of writing correct version of the homophone: you're/your.
2. Have never been sent flowers. Really, there is no justice.
3. Before last night, had never resorted to baking simply to raise temperature in house above freezing.
4. Have never been mistaken for member of Jackson Five.
5. Have never mastered use of chopsticks.
6. Per gag reflexes, have never had more than a sip of beer.
7. Have never had relationship that did not break up for Christmas. Cheap?
8. Have never been struck by lightning.
9. Outside of work, have never been referred to as "cheerleader type."
10. Have never been able to successfully use can opener without aid.