April 21, 2003

as i remember it

Friday

12 PM: Margarita Lunch with Indie Rock Boy, et al. Consumed 2.5 strawberry margaritas.

3 PM: Champagne going away party. Consumed 2 glasses champagne.

5 PM: Ditch office with Indie Rock Boy, Totally Hot Gay Boy, Cute Married Lady and Loud Boy for downtown swanky bar. Consumed 3 glasses white wine.

8 PM: Ditch downtown swank bar for downtown restaurant, as natives were getting hungry and restless. Consumed half v. tasty pizza and 2 more glasses white wine. Photos are taken. Oh dear God.

No-Idea-What-Time: Hit lounge for bit of dancing and... one more glass white wine. End up leaving with Indie Rock Boy for pre-arranged location to meet v. young friend of IRB.

12:45 AM: Consume two Sex on Beach mixed drinks, dance v. naughtily and make out with Cute Argentinian Stranger.

2:00 AM: Ditch Cute Argentinian Stranger, seek out dancing IRB who finds yours truly's coat, gives v. sweet hug and kiss goodnight and escorts v. drunk fish out to a cab.

Saturday:

Did not leave bed except to toss cookies (such a nicer way of saying vomit-my-brains-out) and search out extra-strength pain reliever. In long, long hours of sleeping had strang array of dreams. Best one involved making out with Indie Rock Boy on swingset, like high school hoodlums. Yum.

As recovery is long process, am v. glad for three-day weekend. Though can't wait to get back to monkey job and share stories of pitiful hangovers with drinking partners. Am hoping was not the only poor fool not to remember an entire day.

Posted by This Fish at April 21, 2003 10:36 AM
Comments

Sounds like you had more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Posted by: Frankenstein at April 21, 2003 10:42 AM

No, no...fish went out with a barrel of monkeys.

Posted by: Paul Gutman at April 21, 2003 11:23 AM

Did IRB see you making out with Argentinian Stranger? Hope he doesn't think you're not interested.

Posted by: dahl at April 21, 2003 12:03 PM

Glad to see you back. You seem to remember most of the day all right (if not in detail).

Posted by: Michael at April 21, 2003 12:21 PM

Man. I never get to make out with Argentinian strangers.

Posted by: michybrit at April 21, 2003 01:54 PM

sounds like you had a wonderful fun fun fun time, which you so richly deserved! enjoy the time off from work!

Posted by: sassylittlepunkin at April 21, 2003 02:58 PM

It's better to toss cookies after a weekend of drunk debauchery than to never have drunk debauchery at all!

I think that's Shakespeare.

Posted by: Texas T-bone at April 21, 2003 05:27 PM

ahh the drinking slide show: still life flashes of memories from the evening. the spaces inbetween are to fill in as you wish. gotta love it! could use one of those nights meself.
cheers!
;-)

Posted by: vectorgirl at April 22, 2003 11:13 AM