May 12, 2003

busy B

H: People wondered if you were Mr. Poopy Pants.
B: I am NOT poopy!
H: I know that! You've just been laying low and the masses are starting to wonder where you've gone. They need an update.
B: Tell them I'm still trying to get into your pants.
H: Ha! No good. I'm wearing a skirt today. Not pants.

Is true that B has been laying quite low these days as is one v. busy B. B and Thin Blonde Girlfriend are making the leap to live-in lovin' soon. A hearty congratulations is due and a welcome to the world of the grown ups. Am not part of said world, so imagine someone else had better do the welcoming.

As is Meeting Monday, had to dress like am part of grown up world, and thus, clad in suit jacket and slightly irresponsibly short skirt, feel something like a flight attendant. Coffee? Juice? Sir, could you please fasten your seat belt for take off?

The real Mr. Poopy Pants has requested lunch meeting sometime this week. Am not certain that am up to such a task, but will have a pre-lunch cocktail as insurance.

Posted by This Fish at May 12, 2003 10:48 AM
Comments

When faced with the Poopy Pants in my world, I feel like carrying one of those old man walking sticks with a hidden flask in them. Oh yeah, bring on the bourbon!

Office policy here mandates a cocktail-free work environment. In essence, if we imbibe during the lunch hour we're told not to come in. Am thinking this is the most ingenious way to crack into that whole half-day schedule I've been searching for.

Posted by: Texas T-bone at May 12, 2003 11:08 AM

No pants at all? Naughty, naughty...

Posted by: Frankenstein at May 12, 2003 12:21 PM

Oh, the fun that can be had with englishisms/americanisms... skirt but not pants?!

Posted by: Nicky at May 12, 2003 12:25 PM

How could anyone think that B was Mr.PP?? B has always been lovable, funny, punny, and witty. He has never come off as the bipolar type. (I assume I'm right in thinking this is the same B from way back in the J days?)

Posted by: Michael at May 12, 2003 12:50 PM

oh. im crushed!! :p

Posted by: chevy at May 12, 2003 12:54 PM

Something fun about wearing smart looking business jacket paired with slightly inappropriate skirt. 'Cause you look professional from the waist up but then... hoh HO!

Posted by: michybrit at May 12, 2003 02:04 PM

pre lunch cocktails are the best insurance i can think of. beats the hell out of that afflac duck.

Posted by: sassylittlepunkin at May 12, 2003 02:15 PM