This Fish Needs A Bicycle

invitation only

Having just woken from nice warm cuddle with kitten, called West Coast sister for lazy chat.

WCS: What's up?
H: Ah, nothing. Just having a cuddle with the kitten.
WCS: A cuddle? I am EX-cessively fond of the cuddle!
H: (realizing that are now quoting Emma) A cuddle is a cuddle, but a cuddle on a dreary Sunday afternoon...

At which point, RK gets creeped out by really terrible British accent and leaps from bed, ending warm fuzzy moment. With innocent ears out of range, shared Indie Rock Saga with WCS.

H: He said something about it not being a good idea for him to come in. Which, of course, was my cue to insist on it. Imagine his surprise when I said I wasn't inviting him in!
WCS: (laughing) Awesome! What did he do?
H: I don't know... I handed him a $20 for the cab and got out. He called my cell a few minutes later, but I didn't answer.

Most intriguing thing about new IRB developments is that... IRB has quit working at Monkey Firm. Indeed. As of Wednesday, will be working for competing firm less than a block away. Overheard IRB telling coworkers (those encouraging the coupling of yours truly and IRB) that since will no longer be working together, is much more of a possibility. Would be ecstatic at idea of having new yummy kissing partner except that IRB is not over HIS ex and yours truly, well, still dismantling each new contender for J's spot in this gal's psyche, social calendar and bed.

Indeed. Time will tell.

Posted by This Fish at May 25, 2003 03:54 PM