October 14, 2003

what i really, really want

Know what I want?

I want those little fuckers upstairs to turn off that god damn shit they seem to think is music, before I hike up those stairs in my bathrobe, armed with a bread knife and some duct tape and do such horrible things that even fucking Quentin Tarantino would have night terrors!!!

That, and ice cream and a hug.


I had a really bad day at work.

Posted by This Fish at October 14, 2003 10:22 PM
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Sorry you had such a bad day yesterday, Fish. And that no one responded before me (where are you people??). I send you a lame email day-after hug. (( ))

Which gave me an idea: what if you could "FTD" a hug to someone? This could be an incredible employment opportunity for hot slacker guys and actors (who there are always too many of, so some are always out of work). Women would probably go nuts for the idea of being able to send a hot guy to a friend's office to give her a hug. Who's up for funding this venture?

Posted by: Michael at October 15, 2003 09:43 AM

I am SO in!! You should market that idea, Michael. What a bundle you could make! True, it might make you into sort of a pimp, but hey, as long as you offer a health plan...

Posted by: Fish at October 15, 2003 09:49 AM