November 18, 2003

more on that...

My personal war on terror is being fought with laughter. And potentially, Wookies, it seems.

J: Is the landlord going to do anything other than replace the glass?
H: I dunno. He didn't say. But I'm hoping for something like a new force-field around the house.
J: That, or Storm Troopers that lie in wait for any danger to come by.
H: No! Storm Troopers really scare me. I'd be afraid to get lasered if I startled one of them. But you know... What about Wookies? You know I'm really good with animals. They wouldn't scare me AND they would really mess up intruders.
J: And they could dust all those hard to reach places.

--Wookie in pink and white apron with feather duster--

"You're the best wookie EVER!"

"AAAARRRRRHHHH" (or however one spells Wookie noises)

H: Sweet! I HATE dusting!!!

Posted by This Fish at November 18, 2003 01:11 PM
Comments

Don't Wookies shed?

Posted by: Lex at November 18, 2003 04:54 PM

Wookies are self-grooming. They just take a really looonnnng time at the hairdressers.

Posted by: Dan at November 18, 2003 05:29 PM