February 20, 2004

if... then

If

you live in a climate that is currently sunny and at LEAST 80 degrees, and somewhat in proximity of a beach...

Then

could you please invite me to come visit for a few days?

And could you please call it a "family emergency"?

Thank you in advance.

Posted by This Fish at February 20, 2004 08:59 AM
Comments

I live in Fort Lauderdale but it hasn't been as hot at 80 this past week - 61 was the high yesterday. But they say Saturday will be 81! So come on down!

Posted by: Sara at February 20, 2004 09:07 AM

Ditto from St. Petersburg, FL. We've got margaritas and island music on the beach.

Posted by: GRand Master B at February 20, 2004 09:32 AM

I have a friend whose fiance is clerking in the Virgin Islands. Surely we can get him to file a fake suit in the District Court down there so that you have to go down. Maybe at the same time I'm on vacation there with Stace.

Party in the Courthouse!!!

Posted by: Mr. G at February 20, 2004 10:20 AM

Come on over.. Tucson awaits the Fish!

Posted by: KJB at February 20, 2004 10:56 AM

Tucson? Is there now a beach in Tucson?

Posted by: Fish at February 20, 2004 11:00 AM

Nope. But there's more ppols than you can shake a stick at...

Posted by: JRCM at February 20, 2004 01:22 PM

come on over.
maybe you could help decorate the guest room while you stay in it...

Posted by: julia at February 20, 2004 06:54 PM

NOW you're talking! Do we get to paint?!?!

Posted by: Fish at February 20, 2004 07:00 PM

We're looking set to have another summer heat wave next week in Perth, Western Australia. 40 degrees celsius and 80% relative humidity, it's worse than the tropics.

I'd call a family emergency if you brought an a/c unit along with you (assuming they don't ban it's use again on those critically hot days like they did earlier this week)!

Posted by: Charlene at February 20, 2004 08:23 PM

You can always come to Mississippi. It's currently warm and beautiful. And thanks to the prolific February rain, we have a number of scenic flooded cotton fields for you to sun yourself by, but the mosquitos are already becoming a problem...

Posted by: Heather at February 21, 2004 01:26 PM