August 19, 2005

is there anything more romantic than a midget wedding?

I had some funny stories to tell you about watching Willow with Sarah last night. But because the Universe is cruel and twisted, I am in Atlantic City for the day on a company retreat.

I know. Don’t ask.

But if you don’t hear from me, it’s because there’s been an accident involving cheap booze and the hotel pool. And maybe a cocktail waitress or two.

Posted by This Fish at August 19, 2005 06:34 AM
Comments

Ah, but you must tell--Atlantic City, the moonlight, the "Willow" dwarves, the pool, the cocktail waitresses...and you!

Posted by: Alison at August 19, 2005 06:56 AM

Watch out for those Borgata Babes!

Posted by: Denielle at August 19, 2005 08:30 AM

man! i wish i was there. 'specially because of the cheap booze.

Posted by: RazDreams at August 19, 2005 09:54 AM

I debated making some profound (or attempting) statement about your post title, but I won't. As a person of short stature, and one who reads you everyday, I'd just like to ask that you refrain from using the word 'midget'. It's more of an educational request, since personally I don't much care how people refer to me. I can't cure an entire world of ingorance, all I can do is ask that the individuals I know who are intelligent switch 1 word in their vocabulary.

Thanks for the great read every day, Maria

Posted by: Maria at August 19, 2005 10:27 AM

Hmmmm (and LOL), and I can't even spell ignorance!!!

Posted by: Maria at August 19, 2005 11:22 AM

I am SO glad you got to go.

Posted by: tanya at August 19, 2005 11:27 AM

YAY - that sounds like so much fun. i hope it's just what you need. :)

Posted by: red at August 19, 2005 01:27 PM

Midget! Midget? Listen here Too Tall Jones - You can call us whatever you'd like to call us, but we prefer one of the following more polite terms:

- Little People
- Economy-Sized People
- Quick-Steppers
- Tatu
- Creepy Little Bastards

Enjoy Atlantic City.

Posted by: scott at August 19, 2005 02:08 PM

little people have long toes huh?

i kid i kid ;)

Posted by: Big Guy at August 19, 2005 05:02 PM

You just made me want too be a cocktail waitress (yes waitTRESS) in Atalntic city - how creepy is that?

Posted by: Robert Lennie at August 19, 2005 05:04 PM

This is some good stuff on here. It's like I am reading some of my thoughts. I am linking you. Thanks for good laughs and good thoughts.

-N

Posted by: Natalia at August 19, 2005 05:26 PM

please, please! take us with you next time.

Posted by: kris at August 21, 2005 09:40 AM

Midget?
How about Vertically Challenged?

Posted by: Manjusha at August 21, 2005 04:09 PM