save me!

Today, I am so v. unfortunate to be participating in what the Monkey Profession calls a Charrette. Basically this is a sort of planning retreat where you expend loads of mental energy and refuel with bull shit.

You’re jealous, right?

If you come rescue me, I’ll be yours forever. And I do windows.

3 comments to save me!

  • Dan

    How do we rescue you? Smash thru the window, swinging in on a rope? Pull the fire alarm and whisk you away in the confusion?

  • Michael

    Are you sure they didn’t say “charade” but slurred, because they’re already drunk, having gotten loaded at the prospect of going to this thing?

    I say for the rescue, Dan, there has to be at least one long black car with a door that opens backwards.

  • Hi there…I’ve been reading you forever (I even linked you, hope you don’t mind…) but I was compelled to comment today because I suspect we are in the same monkey profession. It’s nice to hear another disgruntled voice.